Yeah, well maybe it's true though. Gay guys just can't think of anything but dinner. (shudder)... (repeats to self) Love the diner, hate the dinner, love the diner, hate the dinner.
Its common knowledge that a lot of married people are gay. That's what the divorce rate is so high. Irreconcilable differences? More like "can't irreconcile with a penis in the mouth." If you don't want to be hit on by gay dudes, either don't get married and have a kid or move to Iran, where they have no gays. Also, it's only gay if you put the other guys wang your mouth. If you get blown by a guy, its not gay because you can imagine its a chick, or brad pitt or a dog or something. It's science, look it up.
You'll never look at rocky road the same ever again. I failed that written part in the bio exam. The professor wrote, "Not gay enough! c*m see me."
Man, what the **** is wrong with you? Anyhoo There's a gay guy at the Mcdonald's I frequent who flirts with me all the time. I get free hash browns. You could get a free dinner out of the deal if you play your cards right.
with all due respect, which, in this case is not a lot, i think your "issue" with gay dudes is you're afraid they'll want to suck your ****, or, you're afraid you'll want tot suck theirs. in the first instance, just keep your fly buttoned and you'll be fine. in the second, we'll you're on your own there, but i have a sense that's the real "issue."
MY YOUNG EYESSSSS. THEY ARE SCARRED FOR LIFE! EXACTLY. There's no difference just cause of the other persons gender. Leave no room for misinterpretation. Being blunt doesn't always mean rude.
WTF !!!!! HOLY SHYT!!!! that can not be real. my eyes, omygod my eyes!!! that shyt came out kinda fake.
Why do you think he was hitting on you? As you said, he could just be trying to make friends. Or was there something "suspicious" about the way he said it?
I wonder why out of all the gross out stuff on the net, anything involving feces gives me the worst reaction.
