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My Girlfriend,the remote control Nazi

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by conquistador#11, Mar 26, 2007.

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  1. pradaxpimp

    pradaxpimp Member

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    cuz no one in their right damn mind would want a girl who forbids watching of rockets.
     
  2. tested911

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    Ok... I think we are all bias here and have to look at the other side of the story... Kaleidosky is right where are the PICS...

    If she is HOT and has some nice Assets then by all means you have a dilemma. But on the other hand if she is FUGLY omg man its an easy decision :).

    So Please post Pics....
     
  3. Baqui99

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    I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your b**** ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
     
  4. bnb

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    I'm thinking the conquistador's girl has forbidden him from posting here again.
     
  5. tested911

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    conquistador's Let me tell you right now all it takes is to get into Real Estate? Real Estate you say? Well watch this Clip and I promise you will have the Cojones you need to set that Chick straight :)

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    Your Welcome !!!
     
  6. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    Who is this FAKE Conquistador who has control over neither his television nor his woman? This man is a poor substitute for The_Conquistador.

    Just last week, I had my woman sit on the floor and watch 24 -- a show she neither follows, nor enjoys. She dutifully obeyed her man.
     
  7. conquistador#11

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    We have two televisions,the thing is she never wants to watch her shows alone.Thanks to all for the advice,I will proceed with caution and negotiate accordingly.As for Jorge accusing me of being a fraud to my moniker...Well even your uncle George W. has admitted that Laura holds all the power in the Bush Household :rolleyes:
     
  8. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Well, sure enough, she's a looker, Conquistador. But no woman is worth budging on Rockets games.

    I have a suggestion for you: Picture in picture.
     
  9. ima_drummer2k

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    It never seises to amaze me when someone asks for pics of someone's girlfriend (like in every thread) on this bbs....and that someone actually posts them!

    God, I love the Hangout!
     
  10. swilkins

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    I recommend you drink a bunch. Not quite enough to become an alcoholic, but close. Of course you won't know how close you are until it happens but that is the type of risk you will have to take.

    It's not easy being a man.
     
  11. SwoLy-D

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    looks like conquistador#11 got "conquistado." (conquered, for those of you from out of Texas) :(
     
  12. francis 4 prez

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    we meant naked pics.
















    shhhhh, he fell for it the first time
     
  13. hooroo

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    i guess he had 2nd thoughts, pic is gone.
     
  14. francis 4 prez

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    maybe your computer is gay b/c i can still see them on mine.
     
  15. ima_drummer2k

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    Yeah, I'm beating off to them right now.

    :confused:
     
  16. IROC it

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    Looker or not, I'd be lookin' for another.


    That was a priority early on in my relationship with my wife... in fact I took her to every game the Rockets played in Reunion Arena vs. the Mavs from fall of '95 through '96 before we were married...

    If she loves you, she'll respect the fact that the Rockets are a reality -in all reality- not some studio decision with slick editing.

    And if you are more than compatible, she'll fall in love with the things you enjoy, because it is part of what defines who you are.

    She sounds selfish to me... because a DVR or VCR can record "reality" shows and be watched after a game/

    Sports must be viewed in real time if at all possible... highlights alone (when you had the chance to see it first hand) will not suffice.

    When she is really, really in love with you... she'll buy you the Clutch City, Double Clutch and 1994 finals vids.... and then request to watch them on "movie night." ;)

    Another thing you might consider (as hinted to in here) is grow a pair. :p j/k

    But seriously... if she doesn't have a vice grip on your sack (which must be the case), move along.
     
  17. KaiSeR SoZe

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    naw man you gotta stand up for the rockets!! its almost playoff time and we need home court advantage!!! every game is big from on and she's gotta understand that
     
  18. A-Train

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    Main Entry: con·quis·ta·dor
    Pronunciation: kän-'kEs-t&-"dor, k&n- also -'kwis-, -'kis-
    Function: noun
    Inflected Form(s): plural con·quis·ta·do·res /(")kän-"kEs-t&-'dor-Ez, -'dor-"As, k&n-; (")kän-"kwis-, -"kis- /; or con·quis·ta·dors
    Etymology: Spanish, ultimately from Latin conquirere
    : one that conquers;

    Looks like Mr. Conquistador needs a name change.
     
  19. armyman789

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    seriously. thats all i watch espn,espn2,nfl network,espn news,fsn,tnt(Bball games),espn classic,football(fox,abc,cbs-ch 11),i watch a lil mtv sometimes with upn and wb.
     

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