My ex-girlfriend won't leave me alone, what do I do?

I hope for mankind's sake she is..

 

Best advice in the thread

 

This. Plus, ask for written confirmation from her doctor, ask for paternity test, etc. She's taken the gloves off: time to be cold-hearted.

 

LOL... Just bypass the psycho and call mom direct! Say "Hey, mom, I'm RKREBORN, and I had been dating psycho for quite a while, but we recently broke up... How do you feel about being a grandma? Psycho just told me she was pregnant. I wanted to confirm if it was true. Would you care to come to the doctor's office with us? It'll be SO MUCH FUN!!!"

 

Ya forward the text message to her mom

 

To the thread starter - have you even met this looney tunes mother? I mean are you sure that she even exists? She could be a figment of her imagination just like this baby of yours she is carrying.

 

sounds like thadeus at work to me

 

Rep'd, madam. I did have quite a chuckle.

 

If you're different religions then it wont work out anyway, things would get messy when you have kids and want them each to be your own religion.

Speaking from experience, it's a good thing that you've only wasted a year and a half on a crazy person. Continue to ignore her it's the best thing for you.

 

Send her a text asking if you can tap that.

I'm pretty sure that should solve your problems.

 

My brother-in-law and sister-in-law have been married 10+ years. He is Catholic and she is Jewish. 2 kids (his from a previous marriage) are being raised Catholic and their daughter is being raised Jewish.

Things can work out if both parents are reasonable, mature, loving and understanding.

 

I wonder if there's visiting rights in eternity?

 

Well, I couldn't be happy in my marriage knowing that my spouse and/or children were going to hell. I guess that's just me.

 

Haha wow I started a thread on this exact topic in the D&D last week. Interesting.

 

Isn't that just a teeny tiny tad bit presumptuous of you? How would you know they're going to hell? How would you be able to foresee say that... you get killed today on your way home from work, and then your husband and kids are so moved by your death, they convert to your church of choice, and live out the rest of their days conforming to and abiding by your belief system, and end up making it into heaven after all?

I'm just saying... You never know...

 

Elaine's hallway. The door opens, Puddy steps out in his bathrobe. There's a
newspaper in front of the door across from Elaine's.

Puddy: Elaine, they forgot to deliver your paper today. Why don't you just
grab that one.

Elaine: 'Cause that belongs to Mr. Potato Guy, that's his.

Puddy: C'mon, get it.

Elaine: Well if you want it, you get it.

Puddy: Sorry, thou shalt not steal.

Elaine: Oh, but it's ok for me?

Puddy: What do you care, you know where you're going.

Elaine: Alright, that is it! I can't live like this.

Puddy: Nah.

Elaine: C'mon.

Puddy: Alright, what did I do?

Elaine: David, I'm going to hell! The worst place in the world! With devils
and those caves and the ragged clothing! And the heat! My god, the heat! I
mean, what do you think about all that?

Puddy: Gonna be rough.

Elaine: Uh, you should be trying to save me!

Puddy: Don't boss me! This is why you're going to hell.

Elaine: I am not going to hell and if you think I'm going to hell, you should
care that I'm going to hell even though I am not.

Puddy: You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you?

Elaine: Yeah, that's right!

Elaine places her hands beside her head, index fingers raised as 'horns' and she
emits a gutteral growling sound.

Then later in the episode...

Elaine and Puddy have gone to see a priest, Father Curtis.

Father Curtis: Let me see if I understand this. You're concerned that he isn't
concerned that you're going to hell. And you feel that she's too bossy.

Elaine and Puddy: Yeah, that's right.

Father Curtis: Well, oftentimes in cases of inter-faith marriages, couples have
difficulty--

Elaine (Interrupting): Woah, woah, woah! No one's getting married here.

Father Curtis: You aren't?

Puddy: No.

Elaine: We're just, you know, having a good time.

Father Curtis: Oh, well then it's simple. You're both going to hell.

Puddy: No way, this is bogus, man!

Elaine: Well, thank you father.

Father Curtis: Oh, did you hear the one about the new guy in hell who's talkng
to the devil by the coffee machine?

Puddy: I'm really not in the mood, I'm going to hell.

Elaine: Oh, lighten up. It'll only feel like an eternity.

Elaine makes the same 'fingers up' devil gesture as she did in her apartment and
Father Curtis joins in.

 

Deleting what I just typed was the best idea I've had all day...

 

Or maybe its all the same heaven and we're going to all end up there anyway.

I mean heaven (if it exists) has to be a big place and I've never been to a big place that only has one way in. Gotta be hundreds of ways to get into Houston and I'd imagine Heaven is bigger than Houston.

I'm just saying... you never know.