My ex-girlfriend won't leave me alone, what do I do?

post pics.
let us decide.

regardless if we say yes or no, once you tell her you posted pics online, she'll probably leave you alone.

you win, we all win.

 

Don't just lean. Seriously, run towards ignoring her.

I did like the suggestion of contacting her parents, but I wouldn't do that either. It is still like attention to her and will encourage her to redouble her efforts, while the parents will probably blow you off anyway and think you must be the crazy one.

 

Use her for sex, and treat her like crap. Win. Win.

 

also, get her to buy you things.

 

If you don't like my facetious solutions, make sure to pay attention to this:

Make sure she's not the suicidal type before just ignoring her. Or, sit down with her one day for a serious conversation about why she needs to leave you the F alone. Either whack it and do some other chick before you go see her, so you don't let your penis talk for you when you're trying to cut ties permanently.

If she won't quit, well then, there are always ways to make her let go.. such as acting like a complete ASS, or developing new habits that you know she hates. This is pretty easy to do. If you keep giving her the new glimpse of you--which she despises--sooner or later, she will forget what she liked about you and start clinging onto the new loathsome habits.. thus leaving you in the clear. Start picking your nose and eating the findings when you are with her.

 

forward the emails she sent you to her mom and cc her too...
that will keep her busy for a while, or you'll have two crazy B#^#&*(
comin after you.

stay away from her... she did the same thing to me

 

tell her to go jump of a bridge or something...


...was ^ funny? I don't know how to be funny in some of these threads??

 

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is a horrible idea. Please, in the future, refrain from giving any advice in these relationship type threads. You have made us all just a little dummer (see?) when it comes to dealing with women. I award you no points and may G-d have mercy on your soul.

 

I think your relationship is ready to go to the next level. You obviously should propose to her and get married as soon as possible.

 

hmmm. I'm trying to decide if your response is sarcastic, or if you just have no ability to detect sarcasm? perhaps use of a sarcasm smiley is necesasry for people lacking a sarcasm detector.

 

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS

 

Just send the email to her mom, and let them work it out.

DD

 

"Woman are like monkeys"
still can't get over that one LOLOL. geez!

dude, if you talk to her or let her back in ur life, it will be the same thing over and over and over......
send another email. BE BLUNT!! keep the emails, print them out. you just never know.
other than that, everything is out of ur hands.

good luck

 

banana?

 

I kind of figured the Billy Madison reference would make that obvious enough.

 

damn you!! you got me. Was that one of the scene's where he's taking the test near the end?

 

makeup sex. Go for it. Make sure its a satisfying experience for you and not her. This should resolve the issue.

 

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Cripes. These types of situations exist in real life? I've only had one relationship, am still in it (nearing 7 years... I'm too lazy to pop the question even though we've been living together for 4 years), and consider myself pretty damn lucky after reading some of these threads.

What would I do...? Hmm...

If you still care for her, why don't you give it another shot? I know, you've moved on, but if she really makes an effort to change (telling her parents), why not? If she doesn't change, you can make it clear to her that that is the reason why you're breaking up (again), and there's really no argument she can give in return. Just make sure if you do get back together, you set the ground rules: (1) tell her parents, (2) no more hiding, (3) must listen to you.

I've been in a relationship for 7 years without getting married (kind of a feat in and of itself) by simply communicating how I feel. I don't hold much back, and I expect my girlfriend to do the exact same (and she does). Sure, it leads to the occasional strife, but you're always better for it.

The tricky bit here, for you, is the whole suicide threat. The fact that she's cut herself before leads me to believe she could very well do something. You don't want that on your conscience. Yeah, you can tell yourself now that she was disturbed to begin with and there was nothing you could do, but if she does do something, do you really think you'll be able to shrug it off like that? I wouldn't be able to -- I'd feel almost directly responsible.

So, you need to ask yourself: would you be getting back together with her because she threatened to hurt herself, or because you truly do still care about her and want to give it another shot? Separate the two. If it's the latter, I say give it a shot.