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My co-worker is a pimp

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Apollo Creed, Jul 24, 2008.

  1. RocketsPimp

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    Where do I begin? You better have a thick skin for drama.

    :D

    I know a guy (about 25 or 26) that runs an escort service here in Austin. He's always getting calls from those hoes. I guess he does alright.
     
  2. Ottomaton

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    <img src="http://www.upgrayedd.com/upgrayedd2.jpg" width=360 height=240>

    You see gentlemen, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
     
  3. Breaker

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    LOL! nice.

    Pros - you can get "it" anytime you want, with multiple chicks.


    Cons - You'll probably end up on Jerry Springer.... Well actually that could be a Pro too. That way you can advertise your hoes on national TV.

    So that means the Pro's outweigh the Con's.

    My God, I don't see how you can go wrong being a pimp.
     
  4. Davidoff

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    Ask him if these are still required attire on the streets..
     
  5. Apollo Creed

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    You're right!

    While pimping doesn't appear to be easy, it does sure seem to be fun.
     
  6. JuanValdez

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    Your main job as a pimp (besides exploiting your hoes) is to beat people up, right? Pimps exist to make sure johns actually pay. I'd think someone named Apollo Creed could excel there, so I think you're golden.
     
  7. Kim

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    I remember Pimp Don Juan being asked this question a few years back in an interview (about how to become a pimp). He said give a friend of your $2000 and tell him to pay a girl that money for sex, but under the condition that she gives ALL of the money to you. Then you buy the girl clothes and jewelry and stuff or something like that.
     
  8. Bandwagoner

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    7.99 with T-Mobile.
     
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    Once you are married, you don't want to be a pimp, trust me. Get enough sex.
     
  11. hooroo

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    Work your way from bottom up.

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    find sex on craigslist :D
     
  13. BMoney

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    That whole exploiting people, illegal activity thing are obvious, uh, cons. The pros? You get to use a gold encrusted cane and goblet on regular occasions, possible appearances with Snoop Dogg and the respect of your parents.
     
  14. CharlieMurphy

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    Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b****?
     
  15. dntrwl

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    great movie.


    Apollo, kill the pimp and take over his job.
     
  16. Coach AI

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    And a gold chain?!?

    S**t son!
     
  17. guan

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    I'm sure this sort of work is illegal not to mention degrading to the girls.
     
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