My car for sale

I'll trade you Jon Voight's(the dentist...not the actor) Chrysler Lebaron.

- Costanza

 

$1300.00

FIRM

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It's John. Duh.

 

That's a badass car. Love the 19"s on it.

 

Man, I think the fact that you believe that a swap of an Explorer for a CLK 430 is even remotely "fair" is prima facie evidence that you are clinically insane.

 

I will give you 1 American dollar.

 

That thing's got a wider tailpipe than Jenna Jameson.

 

With the options (that you could not have included since you do not know what else is included on my car) plus the other money put into my car it is a couple of thousand dollars off his asking price. Thats what I meant.

Also, I am completely aware that my offer is somewhat fanciful.

 

2002 F150 12K miles. MP3 CD Player....good condition....

wanna trade?

 

Man, those must be some sweet options if they are worth $12k added to the value 5 years after the vehicle was purchased.

 

Actually, the NADA $14K includes every imaginable option (including 4x4 transmission).

I figured you were just joking anyway.

 

ACTUALLY THEY ARE WORTH THREE MILLION DOLLARS BUT I WANTED TO BE MODEST ON THE INTERNET AND NOT TRY TO IMPRESS MY INTERNET FRIENDS.

 

You can't even drink legally yet what are you doing owning a car?

 

I don't follow.

 

You are young, I was making light of the fact. It wasn't funny on second inspection. Can we just drop it? Gosh.


*throws heman figue out bus window*

 

LUCKYYYYY