[My 10,000th post] Most Embarrassing Place You've Ever Farted

It wasnt mine but I saw Green Mile when it was out in theatres and right in the completely silent part when he is walking to the chamber, my friend lets out a huge fart. Then he follows it with his best fat b*stard voice "I farted".

 

LMFAO ive never laughed so hard reading a thread. the closest came to the poop and piss thread. u guys are great.

 

That reminds me of a story my college roommate always used to tell:

In middle school, his class went to see The Joy Luck Club (great idea for a field trip), and during one particularly weepy scene, this girl is crying. A big snot bubble appears, and just as it pops, this kid up front stands up with his arms up in the air and yells "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!"

I trust you people remember those commercials.

 

Ok, this is going to be tough to beat. After a hard night of partying, I woke up in a daze in my bed and let one rip, one of the loudest most flatulant farts ever unleashed by mankind; at this point I was only barely awake, in fact I think my sole purpose in regaining any awareness from my drunken stooper was to do the deed, as I lay there, I noticed that two girls from the party had also decided to make my bed their final resting point for the evening. I think I heard one of the girls groan, moan or possibly even scream but I simply closed both eyes and pretended it didn't happen, when I reawoke a few hours later, both girls were gone. And as it turned out my flatulence was the least of my worries as I stumbled through the party wreckage that used to be the house but that is another story.

 

Im guilty of "sharting" a couple of times, but luckily enough no one was around to see. Remember those potato chips that were like olestra or something? and warned of anal leakage???

Im also quite proud of being able to "snart" sometimes when i sneeze really hard one will squeak out.

 

Church + Metal chair = echo. Entire congregation is laughing, the pastor stops and asks who it was. I was pretty embarassed.

 

I grew up Catholic and did the whole altar boy thing and all.

One time during mass the priest accidently (and unknowingly) sat on a little clip on micro-phone and then let one rip.

It wouldn't have been that loud but it was amplified through the church.

 

Once, in 9th grade honors english, We were discussing great expectations when I piped up with

"This is what I think about the book!," the proceed to rip ass

 

I'm not embarrassed, but rather proud.

I like passing the gas at the ends of escalators/descalators, and then pretending the person in front of me was the culprit. It's much more embarrassing for my wife.

 

You can fart out of your nose?

 

When I was in high school, it was me and a couple of friends and this hot girl taking turns playing tennis...I kinda forgot she was there and let one out and she called me out on it and was laughing at me...I was embarrassed as hell and I slowly left, never to be seen by her again

 

middle of the dance floor at my 8th grade dance. everyone thought it was stinky, but nobody knew it was me.

 

I had a really unbearable one I let out this morning when I was waiting for the elevator. But the damn thing followed me in when I got in. Then this old guy got in the elevator, I heard him sniff, and then gave me a bad look. I was laughing while walking to my car.

 

LOL!!

 

This has got to be the funniest thread everrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

 

It was at some Chinese buffet. We just finished eating and on our way out I passed by a table that had about 4 or 5 ladies eating. Right when I was next to them I farted and loud too. This was in the middle of the restaurant so I still had a few more tables to pass by.

I didn't stay around long enough to find out if it smelled. All I heard after it was one of the ladies make some sort of what tha sound.

I was so embarrassed I didn't even hear or feel the second fart as I was quickly walking out of the place.

 

In the 5th grade (I went to an open concept school) I thought the fart would be a fluff and it turned out to be LOUD. The teacher dragged a boy sitting next to me to the principal's office as he was yelling "I didn't do it"!

My proudest fart moment was when I was getting ready to take a shower and I had no clothes on and I needed to go through the living room where my husband was watching T.V. I knew I had one "stored" and went running and leaping in the air and let it fly! I literally still laugh about it. I'm such a lady!

 

Mine happened in a 5th grade classroom.......some friends were running around in a classroom, and somebody got pelted with a ball forcing him to trip then fall while I was watching, and at the same time I was trying to hold it in.....I laughed so incredibly hard after my friend got pegged that I let out a long lengthy harmonic fart for I'd say 4 seconds long. Of course, there was this decent looking somewhat popular girl standing behind me with a shocking and completely disgusted look. I did my best to play it off.

 

I remember back in middle school my friend Jay was sitting in the front row of the choir class... and the choir teacher was explaining the details of how to sing this particular song on and off so it was real quiet in the room. Well my friend Jay sneezed and farted at the same time and we had those plastic hard rubbery chairs so it echoed off the chair pretty loud which was funny... i cant remember any of my moments but i know theres plenty