The one and the only ... Spoiler: Lyrics Well I'm gonna drive to West Virginia Buy myself a shack Put my good car in the front yard Block it up on jacks Then I'm gonna take me a couple wheels off Roll 'em down into the creek I'm gonna bust a couple windows Fix it with a plastic sheet I got tired of working for nothing Working every day Bills made me a poor man But I found a better way I just built myself a sculpture A monument to Chevrolet And now I've got a gallery Where my front yard used to lay Well I'm working on a '49 Ford I got it hidden 'round in the backyard But it's only going to be a few days 'Til it's rusted just enough to display And when I roll it on down by the road I'll have a monument to Henry Ford Brought to you by Eastern Mountain Appalachian Roadside Modern Art Yeah, modern art So bring your car to West Virginia Buy your own favorite spot Get you a big old front yard Start yourself a parking lot You can roll 'em up on one side Roll 'em over onto the roof You can push 'em down into the creek bed You can leave 'em on the avenue But hey now, don't you go thinkin' that's just a car Listen here buddy, that's a work of art That was America's finest form of transportation Don't you think it needs just a little celebration That's all I'm trying to do Brought to you by Eastern Mountain Appalachian Roadside Modern Art Yeah, modern art
