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MTV MUST DIE

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rocket G, Aug 31, 2006.

  1. Jeff

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    What is this MTV of which you speak? I remember a certain cable network that long ago played videos, but I thought they went off the air after Kennedy got b**** slapped by Martin Landau.
     
  2. Faos

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    Reason enough to not watch the show: Al Gore

    How exactly does global warming effect the music industry? Let Gore tell 50 Cent he shouldn't be driving a Hummer or Escolade around.
     
  3. Rivaldo2181

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    What a waste of time!

    Shakira was looking real nice though with her belly dancing moves.
     
  4. No Worries

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    MTV is dead and thus can not die again. Sorry!
     
  5. ubigred

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    you couldnt have said it better
     
  6. Saint Louis

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    If MTV went to all Shakira, all the time; I just might watch.
     
  7. Saint Louis

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    I always wanted to hit Kennedy, but not in the b**** slap sort of way.
     
  8. Faos

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    I do have to admit I like Jessica Simpson's new look.

    [​IMG]

    Memo to Jessica: Please, please pose for Playboy while you are still worth looking at.
     
  9. Summer Song Giver

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    I don't know why but she strikes me as the biggest w**** out of all the teeny bopper artists out there. I bet she would be a total b**** to live with after the novelty of sleeping with her wore off
     
  10. fba34

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    jessica looks kinda man-nish in that pic.

    you know, if you want to see a girl on girl kiss, just watch lez p*rn. i dont know what the hell's so awesome about madonna kissing britney or christina. if the 2 of them starts gunning grannie's sorry no-talent ass down with an AK-47, now that would be entertaining and worth-watching TV.
     
  11. rrj_gamz

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    What he said, although, me likey the hot young chicks...That's a great pic of Jessica, IMO...daddy likey...
     
  12. Dave2000

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    theres rumors that she's going out with John Freaking Mayer....

    he is an awesome artist, but damn, first Jenneifer Love Hewitt and now Jessica Simpson? lucky b*stard
     
  13. Fatty FatBastard

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    MTV "died" when they stopped showing music videos.

    What the Hell is "Music Television" if there isn't any music???

    I gave up on this channel when they stopped showing videos.

    Ironically, I started watching VH1 because they did. Now they're pulling the same crap.

    Why in the world would you pluck and change the feathers of a golden goose? It is beyond me.

    Let MTV 2 and VH2 show their crappy programs. And let me get back my MTV!

    ("I want my MTV")
    Dire Straits and Sting are rolling over in their pre-determined graves, by now...
     
  14. Faos

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  15. MR. MEOWGI

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    Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair
    Flame up the herb
    Woof down the beer

    Hi
    I'm your video DJ
    I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes
    I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go

    My job is to help destroy
    What's left of your imagination
    By feeding you endless doses
    Of sugar-coated mindless garbage

    So don't create
    Be sedate
    Be a vegetable at home
    And thwack on that dial
    If we have our way even you will believe
    This is the future of rock and roll

    How far will you go
    How low will you stoop
    To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated swill

    You've turned rock and roll rebellion
    Into Pat Boone sedation
    Making sure nothing's left to the imagination

    M.T.V. Get off the
    M.T.V. Get off the
    M.T.V. Get off the air
    Get off the air

    See the latest rejects from the muppet show
    Wag their t*** and their dicks
    As they lip-synch on screen
    There's something I don't like
    About a band who always smiles
    Another tax write-off
    For some schmuck who doesn't care

    M.T.V. Get off the
    M.T.V. Get off the
    M.T.V. Get off the air
    Get off the air

    And so it was
    Our beloved corporate gods
    Claimed they created rock video
    Allowing it to sink as low in one year
    As commercial TV has in 25
    "It's the new frontier," they say
    It's wide open, anything can happen
    But you've got a lot of nerve
    To call yourself a pioneer
    When you're too god-damn conservative
    To take real chances.

    Tin-eared
    Graph-paper brained accountants
    Instead of music fans
    Call all the shots at giant record companies now

    The lowest common denominator rules
    Forget honesty
    Forget creativity
    The dumbest buy the mostest
    That's the name of the game

    But sales are slumping
    And no one will say why
    Could it be they put out one too many lousy records?!?

    M.T.V. - Get off the air!
    NOW!
     
  16. WhoMikeJames

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    I miss the 80's

    Panic at the Disco must die along with their long ass song names
     
  17. Rocket River

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    I cannot Tell MTV from E!

    Rocket River
     
  18. KeepKenny

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    Yeah, what the hell was that about? What percentage of the viewers do you think have even heard of him? Just completely out of place, and kind of sad in a way.
     
  19. bladeage

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    Panic! At the Disco 0wnz ur ass!
     
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