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http://www.cracked.com/blog/jersey-shore-is-the-worst-thing-to-happen-to-the-east-coast-since-911 That is, quite possibly, the funniest f***ing thing I have ever read.
Some funny quotes from the last episode... :grin: Snooki: “That’s why I don’t eat frickin’ lobster or anything. They’re alive when you kill it, that’s frickin’ disgusting.” The Situation: “You are excluded from surf and turf night, you are excluded from ravioli night, you are excluded from chicken cutlet night.” Sammi: “I didn’t get no nails done or my hair did.” DJ Paulie D: “It will take a couple of times seeing them to hook up. They’re not whores.” Vinny: “There are some girls that are just going to come here, strip off their clothes, and jump in the jacuzzi, then there are some girls that are respectful that you have to treat like girls, like human beings.” Ronnie: “That’s why you don’t call JWOWW fat, because you’ll get hit.” Ronnie: “JWOWW’s pu**y must spring rainbows and pots of treasure.” Ronnie: “I would give her fu**ing bubble gum. I would send her a picture of my d*ck and a pack of bubble gum and tell her to chew on this.”
That last one was more like: I would send her **** and a pack of bubble gum and tell her to chew on this.
i live twenty minutes from belmar and we sit and laugh at all the guidos that migrate down for the summer. this show is fantastic purely in the sense that it is as stereotypical as it gets. i've actually met two of the cast members and they are both r****ded. i met the situation in an outback the other day and hes jsut as big of a dousche as you would expect. sammi sweetheart goes to william patterson where i have some friends and i met her as well. she doesn't even have an accent and shes fat. everyone hates on jersey anyway so the show doesn't really upset me. only ignorant/misinformed people actually believe new jersey is like that. and the only reason we have the guidos in our fine state is because they move here from new york b/c jersey is better. better communities, better school systems, nicer houses, beaches, almost non-existent crime rate in the suburbs, 45 minute commute to both NYC and philly etc etc. btw the situation said him and DJ pauly D have are doing jersey shore 2....
