Mr. big

I clicked -- but it was no surprise because I saw this story in Rolling Stone months ago. Basically, the guys schlong ends two inches above his kneecap.

 

If my thighs weren't so long, I'd have him beat.

 

Oh, "Pole," I get it. . .

 

I had a teacher named Dave in highschool who would use schlong when he was hanging out and telling dirty jokes with us in the dorms. That word still cracks me up. Maybe it was the way he said it.

 

Not a day goes by that I don't say to myself: "damn these long thighs!"

 

I wonder how many women he's scared when he's whipped that thing out?

 

Judging by him outside of the southern region...not many.

 

That is pretty long..........

 

No doubt.

Things are going well, the ladies are loving him, and then he takes the ski-mask off and whips that face out.

Yikes!