monty python and the holy grail raising arizona blues brothers spinal tap. (not word for work -- but a whole lotta lines) and just about every episode of Faulty Towers.
I think we may have been separated at birth! I good with pretty much any movie starring anyone from the original Not Ready For Prime Time Players of SNL. Those have always been the funniest movies to me. Belushi, Murray, Chase etc.
All Star Wars Harry Potter The Jerk Shawshank (thanks TNT) Purple Rain Breakfast Club Top Secret Weird Sience Repo Man
If this power could some how be used for good the world would be a better place, maybe if you guys would study goverment this intently we could have world peace or something. geez The Breakfast Club Cable Guy
I watched Ghostbusters about 7 million times as a kid. I probably have the worst memory in the world, but I can still remember all of the dialogue from this modern classic. The Big Lebowski is another that I've got down cold. "Hey... let me explain something to you, man. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. YOU'RE Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude! So that's what you call me. That, or Duder, His Dudeness, El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing..."
Repo Man Caddyshack Big Lebowski Cannibal the Musical(Trey Parker and Matt Stone's first film. see it.) Animal House
Shawshank Redemption Office Space Rambo I'm sure there are some more, but I can't think of them at the moment. Pugs
Boondock Saints I have a friend who could recite The Fellowship of the Ring and The Two Towers, though I'm not sure if she can recite Return of the King off the top of her head yet.
Stripes When I watch it, I usually say the words along with the characters. "Oh, God, I wish I was a loufa."
Anything Monty Python. Wayne's World. So I Married an axe Murderer. Wet Hot American Summer. Back to the Future 1, 2, 3. Ghostbusters 1, 2. Indiana Jones 1, 2, 3. Zoolander. Chappelle's Show season 1.
Kenny Fisher: Yo, I gotta have sex tonight! I mean peep this - They say here ninety-two percent of the honeys at UCLA are sexually active. Ninety-two of the women in Los Angeles at UCLA walking around going, "Class... or sex? What shall I do?" Ninety-two percent, yo! Hey, you know what that means? Ritchie Koolboy: What? Kenny Fisher: It means I gots a ninety-two percent chance of embarrassing myself. I roll up on that shorty be like, "What's up yo?" she be like, "You don't know 20 different ways to make me call you Big Poppa" cuz I don't yo. Why you gotta be dissin my flavor yo?
Seemingly unlimited source of quotes that will annoy your wife and friends. In fact, I think it's time to change my sig.