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Movies That Probably Will Never Be Remade

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Lil Pun, Nov 30, 2009.

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  1. Deckard

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    No problem! I think Cameron even mentions A Night to Remember in the credits. :)
     
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    They did. It was The Condemned with Stone Cold Steve Austin. Maybe it wasn't an intentional remake, but it seemed pretty obvious it was ripping off of Battle Royale....except they watered it down for an American audience and replaced the teenage students with convicted felons.
     
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    Shawshank Redemption is something that could never be remade...imitated yes, any movie's story and themes could be copied, but to be remade, no.

    And as I was thinking about that...I thought of a movie that I'm surprised has not been remade yet...and that's The Last Starfighter.
     
  5. red

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    Has any Stephen King film been remade?

    They should remake The Monster Squad.
     
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    the shining has been.
     
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    Sarcasm aside, quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen.

    Probably one of those things we should strike from existence.
     
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    Along this path, though it doesn't have DW Griffith's reputation, Gone With the Wind is just as inherently racist (The house maid prefers slavery; Ashley & Rhett go off to join the [unnamed] Klan, to get revenge on black people who looked crossly at their white women).

    I know there's been a sequel (/reimaginng) written, and I think a TV movie, but I doubt anyone would seriously remount that petulant, whining Southern b---- as a heroine in a modern Hollywood epic.
     
  10. Deckard

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    I really enjoyed that, as goofy as a lot of it was. One of my "guilty pleasures." :)
     
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    Carrie
    Magic (made me throw my dummy away)
     
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    Casablanca. It is one of those movies that lives on with every generation. The quotes alone have inspired many other films and books.....round up the usual suspects.
     
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    Are you referring to the 1976 version or the 2002 version?
     
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    Did they remake the old one? I remember seeing that movie when i was like 5. After that movie, i knew to never tease kids when i got older. Magic was also one of those movies that i wonder if they will remake.
     
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    I've been reading "To Hell and Back" by Audie Murphy. They made a movie version in 1955, which admittedly, I have never seen.

    BUT....

    I can't imagine the 1955 version would be appropriately violent enough to express the true horror of war, nor would it feature the language of war. And on top of those two things, Audie Murphy, who played himself in the movie, had them tone down the real-life bad-assery of himself, because he apparently didn't think the movie-going audience would believe any of it. In other words, he didn't think anyone would buy the truth, and Hollywood complied. (And yes, I read this on Cracked.com, but I've read this in other places as well.)

    So, I humbly submit To Hell and Back, a movie that probably won't be remade, but is a rare instance of a movie I would like to see remade.
     
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    Magic and the doll from Solid Gold were things I found horrifying.
     
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    Kentucky Fried Movie

    Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
     
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    Memento
    Napoleon Dynamite
    Blue Velvet
    History of the World, Part 2 (though we're still waiting on "Part 3"..heck even a Part 1 :) )
     
  20. Pete Chilcutt

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    What about Cast away...

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