[Movie] Star Wars Episode VII

I think this was posted earlier but i never read it until now. Hilariously amazing theory that actually would have been brilliant if pulled off.

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3qvj6w/theory_jar_jar_binks_was_a_trained_force_user

 

OMG....Full Script Leaked!

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proceed at your own risk

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last warning

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Just kidding

 

The fun part is, when you click 'respond' to something like this, the contents of the spoilered parts are not spoilered.

So, when I responded to tell you what a naughty naughty person you are, and how I would NEVER besmirch my eyes by clicking your spoilery things, *I SAW THEM ANYWAY!!*

You have robbed me of my childhood innocence sir!

For shame!

 

Why would anyone who wants to watch a movie read the whole script /the most important parts? Puzzles me, robs you completely of all the excitement and expense.

 

Amazon might have just confirmed a popular fan theory about Finn...

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Source:
http://heroichollywood.com/home-1/2015/11/7/spoiler-did-amazon-just-spoil-a-characters-identity-from-star-wars-the-force-awakens

Here is a listing for some Finn related merchandise that was posted a few days ago and then promptly edited.

First up is a screengrab of the original listing:



and here is a link to the sorta edited listing (they forgot to take Calrissian out of the url) as it stands now:
http://www.amazon.com/COLLECTIBLE-Episode-Calrissians-Collectible-Storage/dp/B0153YLTIY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1446923960&sr=8-1&keywords=Star+Wars+Finn+jigsaw+puzzle

 

It might be time to peace out of this thread until December 18th.

 

**** this thread. It was good while it lasted. I'm out till the premiere.

 

Needz more spoilers! Can't wait till December!

 

Yup, same.

 

You guys go to a star wars movie for the plot? GTFO!!! You nerds know it's all about the visuals right? The toys, the muthaphukin toys came from the visuals of the movie.

 

If the plot was really something to behold, how did it work out for Episodes I-III???? Yeah exactly, shut your face!!!!

 

Because people pay to go see the spectacles. The prequels had none of that.

 

I watch star wars for the riveting acting from that of christensen hayden.

 

I get all my scoops from some instagram dude. Lordvader27

 

Ah...shocker...Luke is gay.

 

Ruined this movie you have for this ewok

 

There's a new minute long commercial out with new footage...

 

You got me.

 

Red Letter Media guys guess the entire plot of the movie based solely on trailer and previous films.

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They are probably right. It's sort of disheartening how similar the plots are.