[MOVIE] Screw Terminator, Go watch Drag Me To Hell Instead

Terminator was TERRIBLE.

 

My goodness, I've been hearing this over and over, ..bad reviews, bad word of mouth...

..but awesome trailer. What the heck?

 

I'll spoil it for you, the movie is too long.

 

I don't understand how a witch with the power to drag me to hell can't come up with the rent.

 

Isn't that chick haunted because she didn't extend a loan? I mean c'mon.

 

Yeah that plot does not make sense. Like why doesn't she just haunt the CEO?

 

You'd think she could juggle some skulls on a street corner or something ... anything.

 

HA so true. the trailer looked good though.

 

Any other problems besides the length, in your opinion? I was looking forward to this flick, and now, from what everyone's saying, it's looks like I'll better off waiting for some of the other event pics.

 

Wait guys seriously? I thought this was a joke thread because everything about it seems horrible. The trailer, the Apple douchebag, all of it. Is this not a joke? Its actually good?

 

I thought the plot and backstory was lacking, even though there is ton of material to use. It felt like there were too few scenes over too long of a time frame.

 

I am surprised she does not set up an amusement attraction: one ticket to hell... and back? $5!

She'd just drive the people through downtown Gary Indiana

 

You guys are missing the moral of the story here, durr. The mac guy is obviously a Mac, while the girl is PC. The moral here is that all PCs are cursed by old lady (grumpy PC users) and go to hell. [/sarcasm]

 

I'm surprised, because I thought this looked like your run of the mill, lowest common denominator, cash grab horror flick...but early returns are pretty damn positive...





EDIT: ZBoy beat me to it, but my post has a picture so I win

 

Doesn't come out wide till next week, right?

Does this have anything to do with Raimi's Evil Dead trilogy, or is it a standalone?

 

i read about it earlier. its stand alone.

 

Hmm. Okay but seriously. Its a joke right? April Fools? Or a joke like those fake product descriptions on Amazon. Its fake? Right? Last time there was a joke like this y'all made me watch Napolean Dynamite.

 

If you watched the trailer, the old witch was shamed by the young woman for turning away her plead. Obviously shaming a witch is equal to unforgiven sin.