"When a man with a 45 meets a man with a rifle, you said the man with a pistol's a dead man. Let's see if that's true."
"You know, minimum security prison is no picnic. I had a client in there once. He said the trick is kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's b****. Then everything will be alright."
"You mix your laundry list with your grocery list you'll end up eating your underwear for breakfast."
The Joker in the first Batman. Just got back from spending the day out w/ my son. Now I've got to go and get ready for 6:30 am practice.
what about.... "I'm gonna send him back to Ireland in a body bag." "He's from Scotland." "Well, tell that stupid mick he just made my list of things to do today."