Bloodsport by the immortal Chong Li! YEAY!! I see that no one has gotten my latest one, so I'll post it again: "Did he tell you exactly what to do, what to say? You were a very apt pupil too, weren't you? You were a very apt pupil! Well why did you pick on me? Why me?"
"You prefer an 18K over the AK, your surveillance technique is NSA, ID is CIA. You recieved your Phd at NYU, traded in your GTO for a BMW. You listen to CDs by REM and STP, and you'd like to see JFK in his BVD's getting down with OPP... and you probably put the toilet paper back on the roll with the paper on the inside."
Yep, That quote got me in trouble. I was in a meeting and the speaker said the word aloof. A friend of mine leans over and says to me, " Everytime I hear that word I think of 'I wish I was a lufa' ". I busted out laughing and everyone in the meeting just started looking at me. Evolution? I still have this one out there: 1)"only thing I know about the dark is that you can't see in it."
#1 - "Okay, I get the picture White Tigers, Lords of Death, guys in funny suits throwing plastic explosives while poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake, huh? Sure, okay, I see Charlie Chan, Fu Manchu and a hundred howlin' monkey temples, and that's just for starters, right? Fine! I'm back! I'm ready, goddammit let me at 'em!" #2 - "The rose goes in the front, big guy." #3 - "So, how long you've been in Mexico?" "A week. I mean a day." "Well, which is it? A week or a day?" "Uh, a weekday." #4 - "I can smile. And murder while I smile."
"It just happened... It could happen to anybody... It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. 'Woops! I'm so sorry Mrs. H- I guess this just isn't my week!'"
- "I like these calm little moments before the storm, it reminds me of Beethoven." or - "I take no pleasure.. in taking life.. if it's from a person, who doesn't care about it."
Nope. It's a Leslie Nielsen (Spell?) movie. Here it is again: "You prefer an 18K over the AK, your surveillance technique is NSA, ID is CIA. You recieved your Phd at NYU, traded in your GTO for a BMW. You listen to CDs by REM and STP, and you'd like to see JFK in his BVD's getting down with OPP... and you probably put the toilet paper back on the roll with the paper on the inside."
