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[movie] Machete

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by AGBee, May 5, 2010.

  1. RocketRick

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    Was there any heads cut off? If so I am watching. Wait Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez are in it I am watching either way.

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  2. tinman

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    I wanted to go, but I'm still recovering from sickness :(

    I bet it was freaking great, i've been out there before. I like your neighborhood dude. you see any stars?
     
  3. GRENDEL

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    Checking it out tomorrow, can't wait!
     
  4. VanityHalfBlack

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    Michelle Rodriguez is banging!!!
     
  5. Lil Pun

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    Who is Alex Jones?
     
  6. VanityHalfBlack

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    Damn really? Race wars against who???
     
  7. Lil Pun

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    EDIT!


    I love that movie even though it is like 3 hours long.
     
  8. HAYJON02

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    I got out of class at 10 last night at the State Theatre next door, so me and a couple classmates got to see Michelle Rodriguez taking multiple shots at the lobby bar before leaving out the front.

    The movie hadn't let out yet, and there were only a couple people waiting outside for pictures, but she was really nice. Smokin hot, that's for sure. A little skinnier than I would've figured. She did not beat anybody up, although she could've.

    She left walking down Congress probably to her hotel. One crazy lookin guy dressed all in black with greasy hair kind of yelled after her down the street, something like whats your favorite band and when she turned around he kind of awkwardly jogged down the sidewalk to meet her. At one point she had her horns up and yelled "Rock and roll!" I dunno if she was a UT fan or if she was just referring to rock and roll.
     
  9. Royals Ego

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    who's seen this movie? good/bad?
     
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    Checked it out last night. Pretty funny and over the top. I definitely recommend it. Also, I was never big on Michelle Rodriguez, but man did she look nice in this one. Also the chick in the beginning was fairly hot.

    A lot of the lines in it are priceless as well.
     
  12. The_Yoyo

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    though he arm is strategically place you do see some side boob in the shower scene with Jessica Alba. That shot needs to be captured and made into a wallpaper asap.

    so

    damn

    hot


    the movie was entertaining lots of blood and randomness all over its a total "guy" movie that was fun to watch.



    though i didnt take the movie seriously there was one thing that bugged me about it:

    they never really explained how he got out of bind he was in the beginning of the movie in mexico it looked like torres and his goons were going to kill him then the movie just jumps 3 years ahead. wished they showed how he escaped

    and yes michelle rodriguez so damn sexy
     
  13. SwoLy-D

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    Don't you mean "in" Michelle Rodriguez? :eek:
     
  14. TheRealist137

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    I hear lindsay lohan goes full frontal nude in this movie. Is this true?
     
  15. tinman

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    no that wasn't her.
     
  16. tmoney1101

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    yo, tinman, didn't make to your prayer thread, but I'm glad to see you're feeling better.
     
  17. tinman

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    thanks, i'm feeling better, but i'm not out of woods yet. i'll see what the doc says this week.
     
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    Went to see it today and enjoyed it quite a bit. Michelle Rodriguez looked great as did Alba and even Lohan didn't look as doped up as usual.

    The only thing I would say...

    I get the whole making a funny point of the Mexican/Immigrant stereotype thing but it got to the point where I thought to myself "geeeshhhh I get it".

    Overall a fun movie to watch.
     
  19. Raven

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    I heard it sucked. That it got old really fast and was repetitive.
     
  20. weslinder

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    He survived because he's a badass. The same reason Michelle Rodriguez survived a shot through her eye, and being left for dead.

    Seriously, I agree. I know that Rodriguez is allowed to make leaps in logic because it's a B-movie done big, but I'd prefer if he didn't.
     

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