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[Movie] Machete Kills

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by GRENDEL, Nov 8, 2012.

  1. GRENDEL

    GRENDEL Contributing Member

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    New trailer for those interested

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  2. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    LOL. I think this will be pretty awesome. Love the "plot".
     
  3. GRENDEL

    GRENDEL Contributing Member

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    No real news but I just had to post this....

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    i have news...lady gaga looking slimmer. 2008 'just dance' hittable lady gaga is back..kind of..
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    Nope. Still fugly.
     
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    Redband Trailer 2

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  9. GRENDEL

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    This movie looks like so much fun, really looking forward to it.
     
  10. OmegaSupreme

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    so did anyone see this? any good? debating this and captain phillips right now.
     
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  12. GRENDEL

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    I did see it actually. I thought it was a lot of fun, about 15 or 20 mins too long but it's all kinds of over the top. Makes the first one look like a traditional movie by comparison.
     
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    I should've spent money on this instead of Captain Phillips.
     
  14. OmegaSupreme

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    thx for the heads up. repped.
     
  15. RedRacer

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    Here's my take after seeing Machete Kills. Felt ripped off as the flick is supposed to be an R rated exploitation action Grindhouse yet there were no T and A nudity ever shown. Even the 3D portion with Amber Heard was quite lame. Did you know that Danny Trejo is really short in RL? When Predator(s) premiered in 1987 I thought that Trejo was 6ft tall and buffed; in RL he's only 5'6!

    Have not seen Captain Phillips to recommend but I would advise saving your money to watch Grumpy Old Men Break Out of Jail opening this upcoming Friday. BTW would you ever have guess that Stallone is one year older than Schwarzenegger? Trejo is even older at 69.
     
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    Would have liked to see more of Alexa Vega.
    Sofía Vergara was annoying as heck.
    Kam, did you go see this flick for your girl?
     
  17. SwoLy-D

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    WTH are you talking about, "Predator"?!?!? :confused:

    WTF does Trejo have to do with that movie?
     
  18. clubberclyde

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    I think he meant "Predators". Trejo came out in that one.
     
  19. el gnomo

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    No Sofia Vergara teddies, no care.
     
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    Who's that one guy doing the martial arts? I think I've seen him in something before?
     

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