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[Movie] F9: The Fast Saga

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by GRENDEL, Apr 14, 2021.

  1. steddinotayto

    steddinotayto Contributing Member

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    My prediction:

    Everything is going to come full circle when the previously dead Jesse from the very first movie comes back for revenge on Dom and his familia....only as a cyborg created by Johnny Tran's family to exact revenge for their S2000-driving dead son. CyberJesse first kills Roman by burying him under tons and tons of hamburgers (a nod to when Roman ate a hamburger in 2 fast 2 furious), yelling out "Are you still hawngry?". Then he goes and murders Tej by repeatedly hitting him with cans of NOS, exclaiming "Now that...is ludicrous". It all comes to a finale where Dom and CyberJesse races their respective iconic cars on the surface of Mars with Dom knocking CyberJesse's car right out of orbit and into the sun. Dom then goes back to his house to enjoy a corona with the remaining members of la familia only to see a man in a black suit walk up his driveway. Dom tries to make out this shadowy figure and his face goes Bloodshot pale when he realizes who it is. "I knew you would show up...Baba Yaga". Yes, John Wick has arrived.
     
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  2. Surfguy

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    Tokyo Drift is the only one worth watching. ;)
     
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  3. Buck Turgidson

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    My main awesome takeaway from all this, having never seen a minute of any of these movies, is that Vin Diesel feels the need to get method, go into a Shrine to his character and meditate in order to get into the right frame of mind to play some meathead action guy. Vin Diesel.

    “I remember once we started getting closer to production, [director] Justin (Lin) and I would talk about how harrowing it would be to actually cast a new Toretto. The brother of Toretto,” Diesel said.

    “There’s so many different directions you could go. And I remember John Cena coming into this Dom Shrine that I had where I would kind of go to meditate and train and start getting into that Dom state of mind. And I remember John coming in and… call this crazy, but I remember feeling as though Pablo, Paul Walker, had sent him in. I remember talking to Justin that night and saying, ‘My gut and my heart feels like this was meant to be.’”
     
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  4. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Holy ****, actors are in their own crazy world.

    Vin is a big D&D and comic nerd so it makes sense in a way.
     
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  5. Buck Turgidson

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    Vin Diesel: Master Thespian

     
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    juan xina woke af. can't upset them bosses
     
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    I dont have any respect for anyone that watches this trash of a series.

    Dont even bother quoting me and responding to defend your honor.

    Its gone.

    Forever.
     
  9. CCorn

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    I don’t watch these movies, but now I’m tempted.
     
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  10. peleincubus

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    Wtffffff
     
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  11. Buck Turgidson

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    A very bad attempt to save face in the Chinese market for his current and the studio's future movies...which is very important these days for "blockbuster" movies. Overseas market is more important than the US, and China owns Legendary Pictures and a couple of other major production houses.
     
  12. Buck Turgidson

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    But can you respect me?

    Please?

     
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    To do what, defend your honor?
     
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    Wait, when did @CCorn get any honor?
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    This is actually one of the worst MCU scenes to use to combat the previous posters argument. Mysterio is using fake production props to create this illusion, making the scene actually believable since production techniques were actually used to create the scene in real life.
     
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    Is this the one where they fight space pirates with Aston Martins in the Andromeda galaxy and then vorp into a black hole that creates a rift in the space-time continuum? While huffing nitrous
     
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  19. jiggyfly

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    I actually hated that movie it made zero sense and was quite unbelievable because they gave a normal so much "power".

    That's my problem with the Fast movies, Cars just can't do **** like that if they played to what cars are actually capable of doing I could probably get on board.
     
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    Get outta here, you were talking about how much you loved Jake Gyllenhaal in that role.
     

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