Mother of God: Yes these twins deserve their own thread

so the question for all you married guys and committed dudes:

(also a cool story bro)So you are married, and your friend is coming into town to visit you. You have 2 kids. Your wife is pretty awesome.You have never cheated on her no way.

So your friend knows that the town you are in has pretty good whorehouses, and pretty good strip clubs... inevitably at the end of the night you know your friend. He will want to go to the 'klub' it always ends there.

So you get there and somehow these 2 goddesses sit next to you. I mean they are banging 9.9's. Maybe the vicodin you ate, and the glass of wine are meeting in your brain mysteriously to spit unbelievable game..maybe they are meeting to make these 6's look like 9.9's, but it's working...

for whatever reason, these girls are eating up your words. Oh my god you realize they are twins! w**** B leans in and says-

"me and my sister right now $150 in the back room"

What do you do?

Why are men such pigs?

Why did I come to a strip club?

 

because they are whores?

geez that was hard

umm if your game is not working perhaps it's the same price maybe less because some whores are sick like that... it's called self loathing.

that's one thing I can appreciate about whoring. Even though it's pretty black and white there's some emotional pricing dynamics to it. kind of weird. I guess it's the same that I will eat off the plate off an attractive woman but not from your mom. some things are more icky I suppose.