Most superficial reason for breaking up with someone?

That is really sad. For guys it is so common and you see a bald guy and not think twice. For women it is really hard to deal with hair loss.

 

This weekend?

Saturday - Girl was too clingy, and came up with a crappy excuse for leaving, so I called her and cursed her out.

Sunday - found out that the girl had a deaf and blind child, so I kept calling him "pinball wizard" until she threw me out of the car.

I'm pretty sure I'm not talking to either one again.

 

mateo,

Just thought it was tacky for her to do that on the 2nd date; like I said earlier, those were back in the days when I was really uptight about certain things.

 

I'm going to hell for finding that hillarious.

 

God punishes anyone who finds FFB funny.

 

female logic at its best...

anyway, i once broke up with a girl, because she was a vegetarian and always complained when i ordered a steak or something like that. c´mon i know this piece of meat once had a face, but i don´t care....

 

Boy, is she in for a shock when those living plants learn how to talk!

 

that's funny - i broke up with a girl two years ago because she refused to learn an australian accent...

...it wasn't that she wouldn't learn it that pissed me off - it's that she didn't find it funny that i wanted her to have it. we had a double date with another couple, the chick being australian - and afterwards i told her - "you should learn that australian accent, it's pretty sexy."

she was really pissed that i found that girls accent sexy and overreacted saying that i shouldn't be admiring aspects of other women, only admiring her. which i told her is untrue - i told her that if i see a hottie with big t*** i will look, but i won't touch. she was really offended - so i told her to relax, she didn't have anything to worry about - because she no longer had a boyfriend to worry about. i basically broke up with her that night over the accent thing.

 

I always tell them . . at least my food had a chance to run away

Rocket River

 

If this is a true story, its one of the more r****ded things i've ever heard. Why would someone want to try to talk with a fake accent? If my girlfriend like european accents and expected me to learn to talk that way, i'd laugh in her face.

 

i'm just trying to be a better person.

my name is Earl.

 

i was being sarcastic with her...saying "you should learn that sexy accent" but not expecting her to do so. i never broke up with her cuz i expected her to learn it and she never...i broke up with her cuz she got overoffended at me finding things attractive in other girls.

 

ya I understand, but most girls probably feel the same way if you're checking out other women and comparing her to them.

 

which is why it kind of is a superficial reason for me breaking up with her...kinda stupid.

...but i want a girl that doesn't get pissed off at something little like that.

i mean, if my girlfriend now said to me - "learn the trumpet, it's hot" - i'd laugh and say "get bigger t***, it's hot" and neither of us would be offended. we'd just laugh it off because we're secure in our relationship and i know she doesn't not like me because i don't play the trumpet and she knows that i like her just the way she is.

so yeh, for a girl to be my girlfriend, she has to be able to take my light comments just like so - lightly.

 

What if she said, "I wish you had a bigger trumpet"?

 

then i'd tell her something along the lines of: "i hear it grows a milimetre every time it gets a blowjob."

 

word...

when all else fails, chemistry is becoming OKAY and the sparks just arent flying as much anymore.... its still nice since the sex is still there.. i tend to stay in relationships a bit longer even if i know in my heart that ill never be serious with this girl.

 

Zing!

 

save me a seat too then


as for me

1)girl had beautiful long hair and cut it really short like halle berry in that 007 movie short.
2)i went out with a girl for 2 hours, i finally hear her laugh and she brayed like a donkey i left her there in movie theater and went home. how she got home i dont know but its no matter to me now.

 

i once broke up with a girl cuz she had re-occurring migrane headaches. i didn't like feeling helpless while she was in pain.