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Most Humiliating Way to Die...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Pete the Cheat, Jun 20, 2017.

  1. Pete the Cheat

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    Today at the ripe age of 34 I nearly choked on a piece of fajita beef in the middle of a work meeting in front of a room full of clients I was in the process of regaling with my witty banter. Fortunately I was saved by the heimlech maneuver and vomited the offending piece of plastic beef into my hand while the room stared in horror forks in hand. All I could think of afterwards was what a shitty way to go...Pete the Cheat choked on meat...

    Any similar experiences or fears?
     
  2. FTW Rockets FTW

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    Congrats on living and being in the same room as someone who took the initiative. I was around someone who was choking and I didn't even realize it before someone was already pumping it out of them.
     
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  4. Pete the Cheat

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    Undoubtedly my eulogy would have read very similarly with the friends I keep. Now I hope ghosts are real...****ers
     
  5. PhiSlammaJamma

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    At first I was thinking if you were faking your death, and then you die, that would be purdy humiliating, but then I thought more on it, and that might be a pretty convenient way to go.
     
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  6. jae713

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    The pure embarrassment would've been enough to do me in.
     
  7. dmenacela

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    No but thanks for reminding me to eat slow while laughing.
     
  8. heypartner

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    Could be worse. Choking on pussified chicken fajita meat is more humiliating. Or ... eek ... grilled vegetables
     
  9. s land balla

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    That's the most Houston way to go.
     
  10. Pen15clubber

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    It was no picnic for me either. Boy got that stank stank
     
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  11. Buck Turgidson

    Buck Turgidson Mineshaft Enthusiast

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    Having your guts sucked out of your ass by the drain at the bottom of the pool.
     
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  12. CCorn

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    I almost choked to death on cheese stick once.
     
  13. OmegaSupreme

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    well... that escalated quickly. so pretty much alien resurrection but instead, the nether regions.
     
  14. Rox11

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    I'll up you one, almost did on a ice cube....
     
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  15. Invisible Fan

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    David Caradine rounds ups the top 5.
     
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    Im gonna need an explanation......
     
  17. peleincubus

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    At the lake my sister in law had the same thing happen with fajitas. My mom was the only one that was with her and thankfully a nurse. Everyone one else was on a boat or in the water. This was early 90's or so. I'm glad you're OK. I bet the incident endeared you to a few people. Take advantage lol
     
  18. ThatBoyNick

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    Even though @Jontro believes it's the only way to go, I'd imagine dying mid fap would be pretty embarrassing depending on how kinky your tabs got that day.
     
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  19. Yung-T

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    Dying mid-fap while wearing lingerie, having a dildo stuffed up your butt and watching ten mayonnaise smeared bbw midgets having a g*ngbang.
     
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  20. daywalker02

    daywalker02 Easter Egg Hunter - Tell me why? نحن عائلة

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    Secks is also a good way to go. It goes both ways because why do you care that your loved ones will find a foolish looking corpse.
     

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