If I get mugged, I get mugged. Thick wallets feel uncomfortable. Still need cash, like I mentioned before. Hundreds save me time from going to the atm and can bail me out at night when I'm not thinking first.
They're both worthless, pennies more so. I'm a big time baller so I'm waiting for the $500 to come up so I can make it rain bad at Treasures.
Although hundreds can be useful, pennies are more useful if you use exact change at convenience stores, fast food restaurants and places like that. It is rare I use either one.
Neither, dear sir. "A penny earned is a penny saved." Also, I get paid in HUNDREDS most of the time for the side jobs I do. How did I know this was going to turn racist...? I kid... I kid...