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More Impressive List: Derek Jeter or John Mayer?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by dharocks, Aug 21, 2012.

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Who has a more impressive list of "accomplishments"?

  1. Derek Jeter

    65.5%
  2. John Mayer

    18.4%
  3. the thadeus

    16.1%
  1. Relentless

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    Indian.

    And won Miss Universe.
     
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    Jeter wins 27-23.

    Don't ask me any formula questions.
     
  4. Outlier

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    Umm... Jeter hit Jessica Alba, Kelly, freaking LIMA, and Banks (I'm assuming when she was still fine?)

    For Mayer notables are Katy Perry, Aniston, Hewitt, and Kelly.

    Mayer hit the cute girls, Jeter got the sexy ones.

    Jeter wins this.
     
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    the girl is crazy and balloons up and down with her weight, but back then (mid-late 90s) she was pretty damn fine
     
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    Timberlake might have a seat at the table
     
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    Where's the obliatory "herpes tree diagram" for Mayer, Jeter and Timberlake?
     
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    I read a rumor somewhere that Jeter was the center of a herpes outbreak in Hollywood and that a lot of young starlets now have herpes traceable back to him. Not a big deal; like Aldous Snow implies: it's not worth mentioning if they're not inflamed.

    You gotta figure it'd be so easy for guys like Jeter and Mayer to unknowingly transmit STD's to dozens of sexual partners.
     
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    I feel like there was one with Mayer included as well.

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    Why is Jeter so dark if he is full white?

    Hispanic?
     
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    As an Alba homer, Jeter has my respect
     
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    His dad is black.
     
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    Where is the horse in this face?

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    El Capitan, no contest.
     
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    I looked up family pictures, his mom cheated on that dude. Sister looks straight black, and jeter looks italian/spanish white guy.
     
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    I thought Madonna should be on Jeter's list, no? Can someone verify that.
     
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    They are gods among men, but I give the edge to Jeter. Vida Guerra and Jessica Alba, mans that's crazy.
     
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    7:6 by my bolded names formula. But Jeter wins this by a mile by banging Mariah, Alba, Lima, Guerrera and Scarlett.

    Both tapped Minka, that alone lifts them to the top of the player's club, but Jeter is the god.
     
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    Did I mention he tapped Tyra, too?!
     

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