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[Morbid] Best/Worst/etc way to die

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Apollo Creed, Feb 11, 2008.

  1. Yaozer

    Yaozer Member

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    Can someone forward this to me? kthx

    Didn't one of the bodyguards die (shot somewhere to the head?) during Reagan's failed assassination attempt? I think I saw this once at some documentary. If it's true, then it's not as cool as it's cooked up to be cus no one's really heard about him.
     
  2. Kyakko

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    worst:
    getting impaled with a long stake from anal to out the month. it's blunted at one end so you won't die of shock when two horses slowly inches it forward. you will live agonizingly for several hours after the 20 feet stake has been raised (along with you) and stuck to the ground. at which time, you can watch your torturer dine on steak beneath a forest of other victims.

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    vlad dracula

    best:
    defending your nation against the horde of canadian invaders from the north.
     
  3. Apollo Creed

    Apollo Creed Contributing Member

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    Yeah, well, Regan still got shot.

    Also, he didn't dive infront of a bullet as he was giving a public speech. That's the time to take a bullet...not as you're pushing an old man into a car.
     
  4. Yaozer

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    Hehe I just remembered watching a show on tv where a body guard jumped the wrong way when a shot was made at a presidential speech.

    I wonder what the chances are that a bullet goes thru your body and hits someone else.. I always see these on tv when someone jumps in front of a bullet and he dies, while the person right behind him is unscratched.
     
  5. Apollo Creed

    Apollo Creed Contributing Member

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    We need one of our gun totin' friends like ROXRAN or someone to come in and give us the scoop on sniper rifle (I assume that's what they'd be using) bullets as they pass through bodies!
     
  6. A00man

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    Being covered by the Army/Siafu ants... That just seems dreadful!

    These ants eat through everything including whatever large animals get in their way. They eat bone and all! :eek:
     
  7. Apollo Creed

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    Please make that last post go away. It frightens me dearly.
     
  8. A00man

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    Don't worry, they only travel in packs of about 20 million. Maybe you can step on them all before they get you... Unless you are tied down with the ants near by though. ;)
     
  9. ToyCen428

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    I once saw this video of a guy trying to commit suicide. Funny thing is, it didn't work, and he attempted it twice. He set himself on fire, then jumped out of a 14 story building, hit the ground, bounced, but didn't die. He got the worst of it. Pure torture!
     
  10. KingCheetah

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    I've always cringed at the thought of dying while TRAFFICKING PHONES.
     
  11. Invisible Fan

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    Getting drawn and quartered. People from the Medieval Ages had some lively imaginations.

    At least it's time saved from soap-on-a-rope shopping on Craigslist...
     
  12. plutoblue11

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    Best
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    Dying in Your sleep (of course)
    Being drugged while asleep
    Being drugged (sometimes, certain drugs will give you a certain euphoria)
    Dying for doing something Heroic

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    Being hit by something really hard -- think about it, especially if you have played football or contact sports or even been hit by car or something else. The initial impact doesn't hurt, because it's so quick and sudden ... it's the after-effect that brings the pain, but something hits you hard enough to kill you....if it's really hard or big, you probably won't feel it. Even if a really big asteroid hits the surface, I doubt most people would feel it....

    Nuclear Blast or Solar Blast/Flare, the impact so quick and devastating that you would die immediately. No time to feel it.

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    Old Style executions -- being on a guillotine, lynched, crucified, the electric chair, placed in front of firing squad, wearing a Chinese Bowl board, any kind of toture......
    Falling from a high rise building or airplane
    Eaten Alive
    Hara-Kiri -- suicide is very messy and probably really painful.
    Falling from a building
    Dying of a deadly illness or disease -- it's very slow and nasty.

    Last, but not least....could you imagine being out in a forest, desert, or somewhere isolated and encountering situation like this....

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