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Modern Seinfeld

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  1. Jugdish

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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Think about how if Sienfeld kept going and was still on tv, youre whole life would be diferent

    you would be a fundementaly diferent persen</p>&mdash; Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) <a href="https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/statuses/362370694236999680">July 31, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>JARY: If you want to make some one feel modarn after they sneeze, you shouldnt say 'God bless you', you should say 'Samsang Galaxy S4'</p>&mdash; Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) <a href="https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/statuses/374575273045291010">September 2, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Obame atack syria

    His laywer Jacky Childs v upset

    JACKY CHILDS: Who told you to commit a war crime? I didnt tell you to commit a war crime</p>&mdash; Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) <a href="https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/statuses/373272702335078400">August 30, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>LAMAR ODOM: Jery you gota help me, Khloe kicked me out, no NBA team want to sign me, I need you to bring me some crack

    JERY: ... Uncle leo?</p>&mdash; Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) <a href="https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/statuses/372424520356745216">August 27, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Jery and Krame go to Comic Con dresed as there fave super heros
    Jery go as Superman
    Krame go as Klanman</p>&mdash; Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) <a href="https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/statuses/358667938884096004">July 20, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>BANYA: Why do they call it FourSquare? iPhone is rectangle, ipad is rectangle. They shuold call it RectangleSquare</p>&mdash; Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) <a href="https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/statuses/356225938574417920">July 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Gerge lie to his GFF, say his job is to study the efect of weather on fish

    Sharknado sudenly begin

    &quot;IS ANYONE HERE A MARINE METEROLOGIST&quot;</p>&mdash; Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) <a href="https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/statuses/355674002053791747">July 12, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Garge enrol at Hogwart's

    GERGE: Im gona learn Friditch!
    JERY: You mean Quiditch
    GERGE: No, FRIDITCH! Quiditch with frisbee!</p>&mdash; Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) <a href="https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/statuses/355307942041497600">July 11, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Krame join KKK rally but dosent want to wear white hood

    Camra zoom in on latino KKK leader

    WHO!? WHO DOES NOT WANT TO WEAR THE KKK HOOD??</p>&mdash; Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) <a href="https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/statuses/348639124250562560">June 23, 2013</a></blockquote>
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  2. AMS

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    The Modern Seinfeld ones were funny, these not so much.
     
  3. gifford1967

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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Kramer pitches Amazon a Kindle with no screen that reads books out loud. JERRY: &quot;You mean audio books? That's audio books! We have those.&quot;</p>&mdash; Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday/statuses/294569530007617537">January 24, 2013</a></blockquote>
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  4. GanjaRocket

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    Yea modern Seinfeld is funnier
     
  5. Jugdish

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    GARGE IS GETTING UPSET
     
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>George tries (&amp; fails) to grow a beard for his hipster gf. JERRY:&quot;You look like an ugly 12 year old.&quot; GEORGE:&quot;You don't think I know that?!&quot;</p>&mdash; Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday/statuses/293091739391119361">January 20, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    It's Seinfeld : The Movie! Coming soon in 2018. Giddy Up!
    Join Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer (along with dozens of your favorites) on one last wild ride. The Seinfeld Movie reunites the entire cast of one of the worlds most loved TV shows.

    Yes, this is a fan trailer. That means it's FAKE! There is no actual Seinfeld movie, but damn... it would be cool if it happened.

    Footage contained in this trailer was taken from dozens of different shows and clips. Some include

    Jerry Seinfeld - Comedians in Cars
    Elaine Benes - Old Navy Commercial, Correspondents Dinner Promo, p*rn Shop skit
    George Costanza - Homophobia PSA, cameo on Kirstie
    Cosmo Kramer - Behind the Scenes of Kirstie

    Cameo's include
    Wayne Knight as Newman, Teri Hatcher as Sidra, Heidi Swedberg as Susan Ross, Estelle Harris as Estelle Costanza, Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza, Patrick Warburton as David Puddy, Jane Leeves as Marla the virgin, Kathy Griffin as Sally Weaver, Brenda Strong as Sue Ellen Mishki, Danny Woodburn as Micky, Phil Morris as Jackie Chiles, Bryan Cranston as Tim Whatley.

    Other cameo's include Man Hands, Yada Yada, Two Face, The Low Talker, Indian Giver, Babu, Mickey, Shmoopy, She Jerry, and Kim Kardashian. For a full list of all appearances leave a comment asking for a specific scene.
     

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