JuanValdez, LOL! Brilliant analysis. Next you will be telling us how popeye and FABR are one and the same. ------------------
JuanValdex, I donot get you. Why are you inSLUTING the DUKE OF TRUTH!!!!! I AM a lawyer. I lawyer all day and all night, you better believe it. Except for when I take my breaks to watch CARTOONS like Bug Bunny and Elmer Fudds and Daffy Duke!!! I DID SO go to college, DUKE went to Franklin University, the College of Knowlege!!!!! Then I said "MOM DUKE will make your DREAMS come TRUE!" and DUKE went to law school. It only took six years and BANGO that dipploma was mine (DUKE had some porblems with English 101. Also English 301 and 305, and 324L and 344Q, and Claculus was hard and also History). Then They said "DUKE you have to take the BAR to be a lawyer" and I said "THANKS but no thank you DUKE does not drink!". They laughed, DUKE did not get the joke whatever it was, and NETX THING I KNEW I was sitting there taking this LEGAL test. It was pretty hard, in fact DUKE gave up halfway through and started going A B B A C A B B A over and over (it makes a word, abbacabba, say it a few times it will smile you!!!). THEN you know what happened. Huh? Right. DUKE passed!!!! And I been a lawyer ever since so anyone who says I am a COMPUJTER NERD can kiss my hard disk!!!! DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE OF LAW LAW LAW. ------------------ A HOUSE is not a HOME if it is ON FIRE.
I've refrained from ever commenting on the Duke's remarks until now-- After finishing one of my psychology classes, I think I just realized that the Duke is actually suffering from Schizophrenia. No, not Multiple-Personality disorder, but Schizophrenia. How else can anyone be so delusionally Paranoid. It's as if the world centers around him. And that's how he sees it. I'm only saying this so that the next time you try to offend the Duke, please feel sorry for him, and understand his medical condition. ------------------ [This message has been edited by Elie#17 (edited May 03, 2000).]
