Did a giant mound of cheese suddenly melt, envelop you and prevent you from breathing? Thats all of the traumatic events I could think of. But seriously, I understand what you are saying about certain people not eating certain foods. My older brother does not eat any fruit items. He hasn't eaten a fruit in the past 24 years, ever since he was 4 years old.
in Chicago there is a place called Garrets pop corn that serves it like this. The line goes on forever full of people waiting for cheese and caramel. First I thought gross then you try it and you love it.
No, a woman who was babysitting me when I was about 5 or 6 years old served cheese and crackers as a snack. I told her that I didn't want it as I was not hungry and although I had eaten cheese before I really didn't like it then either. Well she took some sort of offense to this so she made me stay at the table, she brought the plate of cheese and crackers to the table and sat it in front of me. She then shoved all of these cheese in my mouth from behind me then proceeded to do a sort of choke hole to keep me from spitting it out. I haven't eaten cheese since.
I hope you don't get offended or anything, but that might be the funniest thing I've read on this board in months. I'm just picturing some teenage chick choking a five year old kid with cheese coming out of his mouth. You should definitely sue her for the severe emotional trauma she's caused you over the years.
This story and the fact that you have to take a shower after every dump makes me want to meet you sometime...mainly to see if you really exist.
