Sorry, Mister Texans' Mascot, but here's your translation: "I am glad there are so many police officers out today! While I drove to the place where I make money, an officer caught that I hadn't paid for what I am supposed to pay. I realized right away that my irresponsibility would not get me far and, luckily, I will have more people--like the judge--slap me on the wrist only and I will get a chance to buy a sticker (even though I know I should do this every year) that will get me up-to-date. I am so embarrassed."
