Michelle Obama cheats at pushups. She doesn't touch the ground with he nose. Instead she only goes half way down. Man, that was easy. Now, how I explain you calling that a blow job joke, and what a blow job is, that becomes more difficult.
Basso, how tiny is your pecker? You seem awfully hateful towards Obama...maybe it has something to do with him not only usurping your status on this planet, but maybe due to him being 2x your length in flaccid state compared to your erection?
Bigtexxx is right, if the President of the United States can just say something that could POSSIBLY be construed by someone as indicative of his having a normal sexual relationship with his wife. That is something MY AMERICA won't stand for! How are you going to explain this to your kids when you are showing them this on their daily indoctrinal conservablogs? (AS YOU SHOULD BE SHOWING THEM DAILY, NAY HOURLY!), everyone knows that kids have to be protected from this, this filth....or they will grow up having non missionary sex with their significant others, which might lead to sexual pleasure. Once that particular genie gets out of the bottle my friend...it is VERY HARD TO PUT BACK IN!
since we're defending Michelle's honor here: <script src="http://player.ooyala.com/player.js?height=315&deepLinkEmbedCode=xlbzJmMzqBFNYD3SHltdssgzxEq2Vmsa&embedCode=xlbzJmMzqBFNYD3SHltdssgzxEq2Vmsa&video_pcode=RvbGU6Z74XE_a3bj4QwRGByhq9h2&width=560"></script> she may cheat a little, but I still bet she kicks most of your asses around the block twice. Impressive guns on her.
It was a disgusting thing to say, especially since the right wing has been unfairly and dishonestly smearing her from day one.
