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MET WIFE: I'M A TEAM PLAYER

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by Rockets34Legend, Dec 1, 2004.

  1. AroundTheWorld

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    I say real...I have done extensive research in this field, and some real ones do the same.
     
  2. Fatty FatBastard

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    They're definitely real. Ya see, with real boobs, you can push them together or pull them apart.
     
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    * side note..

    Mets Management notice sharp increase in job applicants after the release off controversial article.

    hehe

    J
     
  4. mogrod

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    1) The "Babe"

    2) The Bad News Bears 15: To Second Base and Beyond

    3) Bull Do'em All

    4) F'ing Mets

    5) Eight Men In & Out

    6) "Hard"-ball

    7) A League of HER Own

    8) The Natural Slut

    9) 61* (*men she nailed)

    10) Who's on First? Did Him. Second? Did Him Too. Third?...
     
  5. moestavern19

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    "Outfield in the Angel" wins. :D
     
  6. francis 4 prez

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    well my job application joke and Batter Up title have already been stolen so i'll just say y'all are pretty good with the p*rn titles. Outfield in the Angel is my favorite.


    and damn you kris benson. i dropped preston wilson before he took off last year for you and then you proceeded to suck (maybe b/c your wife was doing the same on game day) and wilson won the rbi crown. now i hear you have a stripper wife. F you.
     
  7. Master Baiter

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    I agree. I liked that one the best.
     
  8. Dubious

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    I'm pretty sure the 2nd one there is her obligatory ' Pregnant Women Are Beautiful' photo.

    Hands on the belly, droopy boobs..
     
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  9. rrj_gamz

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    Nice, very nice...Anyway, I bet a lot of women feel the same way, but she has the balls to admit it...
     
  10. Vengeance

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  11. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    She is beautiful but I always thought that Mrs Jose Lima was the best-looking wife of a major league baseball player.
     
  12. AroundTheWorld

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    All this talk about when and where she has sex with her husband is classless.
     
  13. SmeggySmeg

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    Movie title

    If you build it, they will Come

    Retiring the Side

    Complete Game
     
  14. AroundTheWorld

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    Movie title:

    Any given Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Twice.
     
  15. Another Brother

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    It would be if she wasn't in showbusiness.
     
  16. JBIIRockets

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    Movie Titles:

    Extra INinngs

    In-her-league play

    ball 48

    not just the white bag on the mound
     
  17. SmeggySmeg

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    Riding the Bike in the Dugout to stay warm
     
  18. meggoleggo

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    I'd do it. If I were in her position, I sure as hell would make that threat.

    no puns intended
     
  19. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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    "I take total care of him," Anna continued, taking credit for the negotiations for Benson's most recent contract that guarantees him $22.5 million over three years, with an option for 2008 that would push the total package to $29.5 million.

    "I helped with negotiations . . . I went back and forth a lot with that. He didn't even have anything to do with that. I did that deal . . . I laid out a lot of the terms."

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    Bonus movie title:

    "Hitting it for the Cycle"

    Featuring - Bull Enduro and Rollie Fingers
     
  20. Smokey

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    What a wife :eek:
     

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