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Met the one last night

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by CCorn, Dec 13, 2013.

  1. Dgn1

    Dgn1 Member

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    Then give her your pickle and make this happen CCorn. Sounds like you already did the do though.
     
  2. R0ckets03

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    Astros? Do you want to bore her to death?
     
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  3. KingStevo10

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    sell pickles?
     
  4. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    It's a joke from another thread. I think it's time we plan were we are spending thanksgiving
     
  5. CCorn

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    Yessir.
     
  6. Svpernaut

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    The One? Whoa, congrats!

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  7. Haymitch

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    If she's young (18+ only, CCorn) go with the Hypnotiq + Sprite. Panties be off in seconds.
     
  8. LCAhmed

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    Nice, congrats!
     
  9. Svpernaut

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    People still drink Hypnotiq? I thought it went the way of Aftershock and Pucker. Hell, if she's 18 no need to spend the $25... get you some Boone's Farm or MD 20/20 and save $20 bucks.
     
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  10. Haymitch

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    Back in college it was my go-to for lady guests at my place if they were lightweights.

    Works just as good as this.
     
  11. cheke64

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    If she swallows, she's the one. But she has to do it everyday.
     
  12. Voice of Aus

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    The biggest take away from this thread is that their are people who sell pickles for a living.
     
  13. AFS

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    Give her the Classic Shmosby. Works every time.

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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/c7k2y08dSV4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  15. tmacfor35

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    Pedestaled already. Not good.
     
  16. BigMaloe

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    Pics or it didnt happen.

    but seriously you should take her to the arcade and whew her with your Mrs. Pac-Man skills. Maybe she'll take notes and learn to swallow things.
     
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  17. david_rocket

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    would be so romantic if you posted sexy pics of her in here, and then show the thread to her, thats means commitment, and its a done deal.
     
  18. SK34

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    3 months later tho
     
  19. CCorn

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    Yea, but for the one man!
    Totally. It's the life.
     

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