You see now? Vincemas is a time of togetherness. This thread brings us all together. Even Grumpy Old Uncle MEOWGI is here. In the words of Tiny tinman: "God bless us, every one".
Ah yes, Vince Young Day. When all the "Vince Young is a football GOD" fans who still haven't gotten over their little hissy fits after the Texans decided to pass on him can get together and buy each other copies of "Brokeback Mountain" to celebrate their man love for the alleged savior of the NFL.
VY Haters and VY Lover Haters are the true Grinches of the holiday season, who try to steal it away from the rest of us. Just because you're bitter an have to observe, MarioWilliamsannukah, which is a crappy holiday in comparison filled with low-budget Wal-Mart bargain bin gifts, doesn't mean should try to ruin our holiday season.
You think the ghost of vincemas past can take us back in time and stop McNair from drafting Mario???? Wouln't that be the greatest vincemas ever!!!!
This is a song, that uh, theres alot of Vincemas songs out there, but not too many about MarioWilliamsanukkah, so I wrote a song for all those nice little Houston kids who dont get to hear any MarioWilliamsanukkah songs--here we go... [A] Put on your [E] Texas helmet, [D] here comes [E] MarioWilliamsanukkah Its [A] so much [E] fun-akkah to [D] celebrate [E]MarioWilliamsanukkah, [A]MarioWilliamsanukkah [E]is the [D] Festival of [E] Linemen, [A] Instead of one great [E] quarterback, we have [Bm] a[D] crazy underperforming Defensive[E] End. [A] When you feel like the only [E] kid in town with[D]out a Vincemas [E]tree, [A] Heres a list of [E] people who are Houstonians, [D] just like you and [E] me: [A] Gary [E] Kubiak [D] lights up the [E]Reliant -ah, [A] So do Paul [E] Wall, Billy Gibbons, and the [D] late Ken [E]Lay-ah [A] Guess who eats to[E]gether at the [D] Don-A- [E] Rocki, [A] Jennifer Garner from[E] Alias, and [D] David [E] Brinkley. [A] Roger Clemens was [E] raised in [D] Houston [E] too, [A] Although possibly [E]born [D] elsewhere [E] like me and you! [E] [D] You dont need Deck the Halls or Jingle Bell Rock [E] Cause you can pin the donkey with Clint and Lisa Hartman Black --both Houstonians! [A] Put on your [E] Texans helmet, its [D] time for [E] MarioWilliamsanukkah, The [A] owner of the Houston[E]Rockets-ahs [D] celebrates [E] MarioWilliamsanukkah. [A] O.J. [E] Simpson--[D] not from [E] Houston But [A] guess who [E]is...Broadway[D] star -- Tommy [E] Tune--(he converted!) [A] We got Hillary [E] Duff and her [D] sister Hay[E]lie, [A] Michael Nesmith was born [E] in Houston--[D] and he was [E] a Monkee! [A] Some people [E] think that [D] Ebeneezer [E] Scrooge was, Well, hes [A] not, but [E] guess who is: [D] both [E] the Quaid brothers.[E] [D] So many Houstonians are in show biz-- [E] Tom Cruise isn't from Houston, [tacit] but I hear Kenny Rogers is. [E] [A] Tell your friend Ver[E]onica, its [D] time you celebrate [E] MarioWilliamsanukkah I [A] hope I get a har[E]monica, on this [D] lovely, lovely [E] MarioWilliamsanukkah. So [A] drink your gin-and-[E]tonic-ah, and [D]smoke your mara[E]juanic-ah, If you [A] really, really [E]wanna-kah, Have a [D] happy, happy, [E] happy, happy [A] MarioWilliamsanukkah
01/04/06 was the greatest day of my life from a sports standpoint. ill always remember that date like i remember 06/22/94.
2 great days, for sure. i'll never forget the look on my 70 year old father's face when VY ran into the endzone, giving UT that championship. absolutely priceless.
