Merry Christmas, Clutchfans. What would you give the Rockets?

Id like to give McHale his mother and daughter back. Man must be really hard for him especially during the holidays.

 

I'd give Jones a summer of shooting lessons. I think I could fix his shot and make him a quality spot-up shooter in that time if he would do the work.

I would give Harden a defensive scheme that allowed him to defend the small forward and occasionally the power forward in our small ball lineups.

I'd give Parsons a high tech back massage wrap that he could wear during games and afterward that would constantly massage his back.

I'd give Lin a new team that would make him the lead guard.

I'd give Canaan a gift card of minutes he can use after Feb. 20th.

I'd give DMo a starting role ........ on the Sixers, or Hornets, or Magic.

I'd give Casspi a smoother shooting stroke and more lower body strength.

I'd give Dwight a big, bulky 7-foot plus backup center like Aaron Gray or Timofey or the Iranian giant or .................. Whiteside???

I'd give Beverley the gift of time standing still so he could fully recover from all his injuries and not miss a single game.

I'd give Aaron Brooks the courage to initiate contact on his defenders and draw fouls on Harden's and Lin's level.

I'd give Morey 2 additional first round draft picks and at least 2 large expiring contracts of players that could be useful this year but also extended with a non-guaranteed extension so they could either be traded or cut through the 2014-15 season. That is if I could not give him another superstar at the trade deadline.

I'd give McHale a 25-year regression in a time machine, a Rockets jersey, and the starting PF spot beside Dwight on this team.

I'd give Les all Prokherav's money to blow on the luxury tax.

I'd give Rudy T enough money to buy himself out of that stupid Lakers contract and bring him back to Houston.

 

A trip to the poorest area in the world where Rockets fans are rooting for them, to really make them realise how lucky they are and owe something to those not fortunate enough to be in their shoes. Maybe that will make them show some toughness, care about winning and play harder.

 

I wouldn't give the Rockets team anything but a pat on the back. I would give every real ClutchFan tickets to tonight's game.

 

???? We have Jeremy Lin already.

 

You want my mailing address bro?

 

HAHA, I wish I had that kind of paper.

 

The present that Rockets need most is more playing time for Jeremey Lin. The gift that keeps on giving

 

A second Jeremy Lin to back up the Jeremy Lin we already have. :grin: