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[Men's Health] Study Finds Texas Men Can't Satisfy Their Desires

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bobloblaw, Dec 10, 2013.

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  1. bobloblaw

    bobloblaw Contributing Member

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    Texas is ranked 42nd in this highly scientific study.

    Which State Has the Largest Penises?
    http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/which-state-has-largest-penises?cm_mmc=Facebook-_-MensHealth-_-Content-sex-_-BiggestPenis
    [​IMG]
     
    #1 bobloblaw, Dec 10, 2013
  2. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Gives new meaning to the name bigtexxx. :grin:

    Isn't it ironic...
     
    #2 CometsWin, Dec 10, 2013
  3. RedRedemption

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    Everything is bigger in Texas. Not anymore. :(
     
    #3 RedRedemption, Dec 10, 2013
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    got girth like givin birth
     
    #4 Panda23, Dec 10, 2013
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    #5 and # 9!!

    *Flexes Smooth Muscles"

    No wonder I notice a lot of really frustrated Texans on this board.
     
    #5 Zboy, Dec 10, 2013
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    Hooray DND and DSD
     
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    Thanks Lin and Yoa
     
    #7 Dgn1, Dec 10, 2013
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    So Texas has the 8th largest Asian population?
     
    #8 BmwM3, Dec 10, 2013
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    Texas would be ranked 49th if I moved :D
     
    #9 PinkTacos, Dec 10, 2013
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    I guess this is why people in Texas drive such big trucks.

    Seriously though, it ranks it based on one website's purchases. Who buys rubbers online?
     
    #10 droopy421, Dec 10, 2013
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    Don't worry guys, we'll stay out of the bottom 5 as long as I'm here.
     
    #11 lean, Dec 10, 2013
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    who buys rubbers at all...

    am i right?...


    am i right?...
     
    #12 DonkeyMagic, Dec 10, 2013
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    Beat you to the "I have a large penis so that is why we are ranked this high" joke :grin::grin:
     
    #13 PinkTacos, Dec 10, 2013
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    What I don't get is how Alabama is one of the "biggest" and Mississippi is one of the "smallest".

    They are right next to each other and have a similar population of people.
     
    #14 bmd, Dec 10, 2013
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    Hhahahhaha, you dick! Funny though. But hey, don't mess with Texas, we got guns and we'll shoot you!!!
     
    #15 ILoveWhiteGirls, Dec 10, 2013
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    Yeah that doesn't make sense to me at all.
     
    #16 KePoW, Dec 10, 2013
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    This thread has to much potential to let die. Maybe people are to insecure to open thread...
     
    #17 Dgn1, Dec 10, 2013
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    I think the statistics are skewed by certain states that cannot afford condoms (the sample size is too small ;)).

    Inevitably people in the redneck states are going to purchase less condoms than those in the northeast.
     
    #18 bobloblaw, Dec 10, 2013
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