What they really should do is: Just build fantasty scenes, but don't try to tie the scenes together. For example, the first scene could be a pirate scene with costumes and set. But don't wast time on much dialogue. Then the second scene could be in outer space (completely unrelated to the previous scene). Again, little or no dialogue. In doing this, they could depict more fantasy scenarios than just a bunch of naked bodies, but the film wouldn't be bogged down with a bunch of ridiculous plot and dialogue - elements that detract from the action and slow the film down.
...as a side note, has anybody ever seen Orgazmo? It's about this mormon guy that gets into the p*rn industry to make some quick cash...directed by Trey Parker back when he and Matt Stone first started South Park...That movie was friggin' hilarious... "You're gonna make me come, or I'm gonna kick your ass!!"
There is a section of movies called "Fantasy" which emcompasses the descriptions that droxford mentioned. At least on the site I frequent.
since we're on this topic does anyone recommend any good sites without tons of pop up's and good quality? [anonymous]
One thing about pr0n movies and mags: Nobody really ever throws away perfectly good pr0n! We just can't bring ourelves to do it! Everyone I know who has gotten married has always passed it down to their nearest bachelor buddy. Even if you try to throw it away, someone will find it! I once saw a dumped pile of mags on the side of the road on my way to Whataburger. On my way back, most of it was gone and I saw a guy on a 10-speed with his arms full of mags! Even if you shredded it, someone would come by and tape it back together! Just a thought
Don't be so sure. I've thrown away dozens of tapes. I get tired of them, and toss them. Of course, in doing so, I probably helped some kid have a good day.
A friend of mine got married and after a year, his wife decided that she couldn't deal with having pr0n in the house. He gave me four boxes, one with mags and three with videotapes. I still have some of the videotapes, but the mags and lots of tapes got distributed to my friends as opposed to finding the round file.
Where did the p*rn conventions come from? For example - the money shot. Has this just been fetishized? When I watch p*rn, I'm watching the girl - the "shot" wasn't what interested me. We could compare p*rn conventions with conventions from Romance novels, I suppose. That's a billion - dollar sex fantasy industry for Isab... - um - I mean - women. Have you ever read one of those things? Here's the deal. Whatever you can describe, whatever you can visualize, you will experience. Women experience their own fantasy. It's hot. Sticking someone else in front of a woman without engaging her personal visualization or fantasy will be disappointing. Men get off on someone else's fantasy, because we get hot and bothered faster, without that interior dialogue of situation, status, and qualification. I'd like to see some better p*rn. It seems like it wouldn't be that hard to make things steamy, but part of that would be mixing innuendo, hints, tempts, with more deliberate revelation, shadow and graphic, to engage, challenge, tempt, satisfy, repeat. Ok...I'm spent.
Let me ask why so many have videos and mags?? dont you know the box that you're in front of right now is the best place to get free p*rn?? Also, I never could get the guts to walk into one of them 24 hour news stands to buy a mag or video...
I think the gay p*rn market is who's into that. We could compare p*rn conventions with conventions from Romance novels, I suppose. That's a billion - dollar sex fantasy industry for Isab... - um - I mean - women. Have you ever read one of those things? They can get pretty pornographic, I agree. I don't make a practice of reading them, but when I was a curious young teenager, I would sneak peeks at them if someone left them lying around. Somehow I always knew how to flip through and find the sex scenes. They seem kind of cheesy now, with all the overly poetic descriptions (and unrealistically romantic and considerate men), but at the time they seemed.... ummm, educational. Here's the deal. Whatever you can describe, whatever you can visualize, you will experience. Women experience their own fantasy. It's hot. Sticking someone else in front of a woman without engaging her personal visualization or fantasy will be disappointing. Exactly. What if we say, "OK, I want a specific guy, someone I know... yes, I realize you might not think he's hot, I didn't used to think he was hot either. And he needs to say these things to me... no, not some chick in the movie. Get her out of there and replace her with me! Darn it... I don't like this."
I used to feel like that. Then one day I thought, "Ya know. If the guy behind the counter isn't embarrased to sell this stuff all day long every day, I'm not gonna be embarrassed about spending a few minutes in the store to rent/buy something." If you think about it, you probably imagine to yourself that there will be people there that are gonna point a finger and laugh at you, saying "ha ha - look at this loser buying p*rn." Well, if those people are also in the p*rn store renting/buying or behind the counter selling, they're not gonna do that, are they?
