Girl, do you like advanced statistics and Michael Buble? Of course you do, now get up on my slide rule and let's do some least squares analysis if you know what I'm sayin'.
What a time to be alive! Each new and progressively more obscure Melo thread gives me more meaning in life. Doesn't matter that we're down to the last dalai lama or have a criminal as a president ... Melo and baby melon and double chins grabbing their ankles and holding their breath? That's the meaning of life ... And on that note ziiiiip time to crank down.