Well, I think I'm willing to agree with you Smeggy. Your first Kenny Thomas contribution is pretty close. ...but I'd add this to your assessment:
Ya know, I was gonna play the moral compass for this thread and say "Kids could be seeing this graphic violence", but I realized that there are probably 10 times more kids watching South Park than reading this board. In that case, keep up the good work HP. ------------------ Save our children from the TAAS test: TAAS test report card TAAS test fact sheet Dog lover here....cats beware.
Smeggy, btw...those Rudy steaks have no chance of maturing on those lame ass coals. I mean,,,I know Texans love our steak rare,,,but Rudy wants to stoke that fire...Kapayaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
this is the beast post ever. ------------------ Why don't you guys go down to the gym and pump each other
Me thinks HP will have team renamed and called the HOUSTON COWS This could be the logo And this could be the Theme Song Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, grow to die Die to be et at the hamburger fry Cows well done Nobody thunk it, nobody knew No one imagined the great cow guru Cows are one He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal Cow Tse Tongue He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd Cow doldrums He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high Bad cow pun But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate Cows are bummed He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy No one suspected he was packing an Uzi Cows with guns They came with a needle to stick in his thigh He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye Cow well hung Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor Run cows run! He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay We are free roving bovines, we run free today We will fight for bovine freedom And hold our large heads high We will run free with the Buffalo, or die Cows with guns They crashed the gate in a great stampede Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed Cows have fun Sixty police cars were piled in a heap Covered in cow pies, covered up deep Much cow dung Black smoke rising, darkening the day Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way We will fight for bovine freedom And hold our large heads high We will run free with the Buffalo, or die Cows with guns The President said "enough is enough These uppity cattle, its time to get tough" Cow dung flung The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef Cows on buns The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed They mooed their last moos, they chewed their last hay Cows out gunned The order was given to turn cows to whoppers Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers We will fight for bovine freedom And hold our large heads high We will run free with the Buffalo, or die Cows with guns ------------------ Discombobulation Imminent
Thanks for the laughs guys... =) (dammit, i can't think of any corny cow lines..) ------------------ Oh.. so this is how you add a signature huh? coo coo.
you nearly had one all you had to say was I can't think of any corn fed cow lines ------------------ Discombobulation Imminent
Smeggy...I thought it was more like this... <font color="dedfdf"> [This message has been edited by heypartner (edited September 08, 2000).]
LOL HPee http://www.supertom.net/P1/+/Krazee/001-025/cows%20with%20guns.WAV ------------------ Discombobulation Imminent
This is by far the most retarted thread in CCOnline history! ------------------ I am the founding member of the Butt-Nekkid Party! White House here we come!
