Florida men arrested after hiding drugs in bags labeled "Bag Full of Drugs" Two gentlemen in Florida couldn't have been more accommodating in pointing police to their massive stash of narcotics. When an officer stopped the duo – Ian Simmons and Joshua Reinhardt, both 34 years old – for speeding at a mere 95mph, he easily spotted two bags in their Kia that were labeled "Bag Full of Drugs." From The Washington Post:
This thread brings me so much joy. Oh Florida...you're the gift that keeps on giving. VIVA EL FLORIDA! (yes...I know...don't swoly me on my incorrect Spanish!)
Florida man impersonated state prosecutors in order to drop charges against himself Yesterday, Christian Mosco of Volusia County, Florida was sentenced to ten years in prison after impersonating two assistant state prosecutors and attempting to use a fake court document to drop charges against himself. Mosco had previously been busted for extortion. According to the Daytona Beach News-Journal, the new charges include "two counts of falsely impersonating an officer, practicing law without authority, two counts of fraudulent use of personal identification and criminal process under color of law and uttering a forgery." From ClickOrlando:
Dolphins shot, stabbed and killed off Florida coast. There’s a $20,000 reward for answers https://amp.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article240187752.html
They held up a Clearwater CVS. A trail of pill bottles led cops to their door, police say The alleged robbers made off with garbage bags full of opioids worth about $320,000. But they shouldn’t have tossed the empty bottles out the car window https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime...ail-of-pill-bottles-led-police-to-their-door/
Florida Man caught camping on Disney’s Discovery Island says it was ‘tropical paradise' https://www.clickorlando.com/news/l...scovery-island-says-it-was-tropical-paradise/
Florida driver damages parked cars after hopping curb in Citrus County That title doesn't give justice to this pic : Spoiler I couldn't do this if you gave me a ramp : https://www.wric.com/news/weird-new...ked-cars-after-hopping-curb-in-citrus-county/
So this just happened : Bizarre paint battle between 4 men at Florida Home Depot https://currently.att.yahoo.com/att/xandr/bizarre-paint-battle-between-4-210000797.html
Pretty sure that was an attempt at recreating the gas station scene in Zoolander. Looked pretty close. Also. 98 pound guy vs. 275 pound guy. lulz
That big dude was going Andre the Giant/King Kong Bundy on those other guys with the open-handed slaps. Lol.
That’s the pilot for the History Channel’s ‘Deadliest Paint’ series. I hear they’re tying it into their other new show ‘Drywall Rush’
