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Meanwhile in Florida......

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by donkeypunch, Jun 13, 2019.

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  1. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    #81 Pole, Dec 28, 2019
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    #82 heypartner, Dec 28, 2019
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    Buck Turgidson Member

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    Oh no, but there's more:

    “I know John was pretty drunk, but he was smearing his genitals over the shark’s mouth like it was lipstick. It’s almost as if he was trying to put his penis into the shark’s mouth. It was an accident waiting to happen” Joshua Stuart, a friend of Bishop later told reporters.

    Bishop was rapidly brought to St. Mary’s Medical Center where doctors were forced to partially amputate the head of Bishop’s penis to separate the animal from the victim’s genitals.
     
    #84 Buck Turgidson, Dec 29, 2019
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  5. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    I was gonna post something along the lines of “baby shark do do do do....” but I got busy. Sorry for my failure to properly promote something so epic, but I thought you guys had a right to hear this important news immediately.
     
    #85 Pole, Dec 29, 2019
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    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    #86 Dr of Dunk, Dec 29, 2019
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  7. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    #87 bobrek, Dec 29, 2019
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    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    ahead of their time media, or just in time, if you like. Bobrek, are you not a Florida man? Can you verify such stories for us?
     
    #88 B-Bob, Dec 29, 2019
  9. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Oh also, new cut from Houston band:
    (Warning, catchy refrain)
     
    #89 B-Bob, Dec 29, 2019
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    arkoe (ง'̀-'́)ง

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    I was willing to believe this story because, well, Florida. The related articles and the banner made me Google the website.
     
    #90 arkoe, Dec 29, 2019
  11. heypartner

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    yeah, the internets are tricky.
    it's a two-yr old story. And back then, the guy was named Ervin Maccarty.

    "Heeheeheeheehee .... He didn't get your penis did he?"

     
    #91 heypartner, Dec 29, 2019
  12. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    I am now a Florida man....everywhere I look I see me in 20 years
     
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  13. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    I saw it on Facebook. It HAS to be true!
     
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    C'mon man...
     
    #94 rrj_gamz, Dec 30, 2019
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    ...and THIS is how they return their rental cars:

     
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    Hmmm...am I the only one who is reminded of the South Park episode where all the old people wreak havoc on the town while trying to drive to the Country Kitchen Buffet at 4 pm?
     
    #96 Buck Turgidson, Dec 30, 2019
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    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Waffle house near us
     
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    Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass.
     
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    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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