Meanwhile in Florida......

Now, biologists say they’ve captured the heaviest snake ever found in Florida: A 215-pound, 18-foot-long Burmese python that had likely eaten an entire adult white-tailed deer for her last meal. Biologists also found 122 eggs developing inside the snake, which they believe is a new record for the number of eggs a female python can produce during a single breeding cycle. An average clutch is around 43 eggs, officials said at a June 22 news briefing.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smar...e-record-breaking-215-pound-python-180980363/

 

Burmese python? People half ass raise exotic pets only to release in the wild?

Why couldn't they flush it down the toilet like a wetwipe or dump it in the recycle bin like any responsible American?

 

Yes, they're a massive problem in the Everglades area, totally ****ing up the ecosystem. Same with lionfish that were released around South Florida and have now shown up at the flower garden banks off Texas.

Thanks again, Florida. Assholes.

 

I detect bias. Need more facts.

Spoiler

Might have been jealous Californians who released them.

 

One of my favorite shows is Swamp People: Serpent Invasion

 

It's Florida. Assholes confirmed.

 

@bobrek we are under attack!

 

122 eggs of some big ass snake.

 

https://bbs.clutchfans.net/threads/cuban-brown-anole.305389/page-3#post-13108195

rattlesnakes don't bother to lay eggs...they can bite you as soon as they're born

 

You're totally correct, and I apologize.

I'm 100% biased against assholes, not just the Florida ones.

 

Someone needs to cash in on the Python catching. Street taco Pythons, Pythons on a stick. not to mention can get crafty with belts and boots.

 

Meanwhile in Florida...Dennis Rodman sitting next to me on a plane.

 

I'll introduce myself as Kim Jong-Un's more handsome brother.

 

Don't do what i would do and say "i bet youre happy you were out the NBA before Christian Wood came along."

 

When he asked how is he pulling that, I laughed.

Not the 1st thing I thought of, but very important nonetheless.