100-pound Florida sailfish stabs woman in attempted robbery https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-new...ishing-boat-leaping-water-florida-c-rcna39788
Y'all stay safe in Houston ... this is probably a bit too serious for this thread, but definitely not too crazy. Audio NSFW : Two arrested after alleged road rage shooting in north Harris County, sheriff says
I have lived in Houston........ in Dallas...... in Chicago.... had land in Ohio...... spent 6 months living in Mexico..... in some rough parts of Europe, even was robbed by gypsies while trying to sleep in my house...... had to spend time in India.... Brazil as a kid. Other **** holes that I cannot think of........ and I have never consistently felt as unsafe as I did in Florida. There are nice parts, there are nice people... but there is always this grey cloud that makes you feel like there are vandals on the other side of the wall. Okay..... Brazil was worse...... Brazil is ******* scary.... but Florida is supposed to be first world.... and it is first world, but it just is a little creepy.
A quick twitter search of "crackhead new jersey" yields a very NSFW yet hilariously frightening Florida moment
What they neglect to mention in the title is that she was doing all this in the rain ... the video is a bonus, so don't forget to watch that : Florida woman armed with pitchfork, whip tries to sell teddy bears outside Publix: report
I've spent a ton of time in Florida lately, the spirit of the Florida man is real, I've had a strong urge to jump a jet ski from a lake into a pool recently that only gets stronger the more time I spend in the state.