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Meanwhile in Florida......

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by donkeypunch, Jun 13, 2019.

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  1. donkeypunch

    donkeypunch Contributing Member

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    This thread is dedicated to all the dumb **** happenings that is Florida.

    https://tvnewsguide.net/2019/06/10/...n-the-vagina-while-using-gun-during-foreplay/
     
    #1 donkeypunch, Jun 13, 2019
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  2. Reeko

    Reeko tanking is a joke, and a stain on the NBA

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    Florida will be ground zero for the zombie apocalypse...u can book that
     
    #2 Reeko, Jun 13, 2019
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  3. Buck Turgidson

    Buck Turgidson Mineshaft Enthusiast

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    Welcome
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    #3 Buck Turgidson, Jun 13, 2019
  4. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    #4 bobrek, Jun 13, 2019
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  5. donkeypunch

    donkeypunch Contributing Member

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    Apparently so. It seems to have been vagina'd shortly thereafter.
     
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    It’s sad that Florida is world famous for this type of news. Lesson learned?? Drugs/guns and sex don’t mix! The worst part is that her loved ones are not only dealing with their loss, but also unusual way that she died!

    I hope no one gets any bright ideas and tries to emulate this activity .... but I regress!!

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    #6 BamBam, Jun 13, 2019
  7. cheke64

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    who runs the board of education over there
     
    #7 cheke64, Jun 13, 2019
  8. Riz

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    Next month in Florida: "A man claims his girlfriend died when she was accidentally bitten in the vagina during foreplay with an alligator."
     
    #8 Riz, Jun 13, 2019
  9. Buck Turgidson

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    [​IMG]
     
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  10. KingLeoric

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    Google search "Florida man <your birthday>", what result do u get?
     
    #10 KingLeoric, Jun 13, 2019
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  12. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Much like a FFB self-professed awesomeness thread, this will definitely deliver!
     
    #12 boomboom, Jun 13, 2019
  13. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    Weird... I had read this story elsewhere and it said she was shot in the chest. That would make it uh ... less weird. Maybe.
     
    #13 Dr of Dunk, Jun 13, 2019
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    Never listen to KISS when you're in the sack. Definitely never pull the trigger on your own Love Gun.
     
    #14 Two Sandwiches, Jun 13, 2019
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    i would like to retire there someday
     
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    I can see it now..."Florida man dies of orgasmic shock."
     
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    Isn't that where the first reports of an outbreak originate in Stephen King's "Home Delivery"?
     
    #17 Colt45, Jun 14, 2019
  18. Buck Turgidson

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    I thought it was Maine. It's always Maine, right? Is Maine King's Florida?

    Except for The Stand, and the other ones. I wish HBO or somebody would make a proper miniseries out of Desperation. I always thought that book was fun and creepy.
     
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  19. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Cocked with a pubic hair trigger.
     
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    Florida man dies of dehydration and loss of bodily fluids.
     
    #20 donkeypunch, Jun 14, 2019
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