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MD 20/20, Goldschläger or Jägermeister?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by The Captain, Mar 25, 2022.

  1. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Well, I do have a Jager machine in my kitchen. (not joking, either.)

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  2. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet
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    All of these are ****. Buy good alcohol. Tonight I am enjoying a nice Elijah Craig Small Batch bourbon.

    edit: Changed both to all, so all three of the original options were included.
     
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  3. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    I remember making a BIG batch of greasy cheese enchiladas at my buddy’s house back in college. I also remember slamming lots of Jäegermeister that day. And cheap margaritas. Didn’t quite make it to the toilet when I spewed. Good times.
     
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    I went to the bar that invented Goldschalgerrr and they had it on tap. I passed though from a bad bad experience in high school from that crap.
     
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  5. the shark

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    Just the smell of MD would make me throw up now. The memories from '76 would come rushing back
     
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  6. dmoneybangbang

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    Do you have a roommate named Chugsly?
     
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    I'm getting flashbacks to about 5 years ago of pregaming to MD 2020 fruity colors in the parking of the club with cuzzo. My cousin couldn't handle beer or hard liquor. After that we had guts to talk to every girl and fight every mf in the club.
     
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  8. donkeypunch

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    Fun fact: MD 20/20 doesnt stand for Mad Dog. Its the abbreviation of the maker of it- Mogen David, who in which produces many other varieties of wine.
     
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  9. Buck Turgidson

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    Drank a bottle once in HS. Once.

    There was a proper amount of dayglo orange vomit later that night.

    Of the choices above, I'd take a shot of Jager if someone offered it, that's about it.
     
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  10. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Thanks for the insight, That Guy
     
  11. the shark

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    Called Dinosaurs on the Grape. Like I said if I smelt that now I'd hurl.
     
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  12. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    I won it in a FB contest of all things years ago. It's used 1-2 times a year at gatherings and parties.
     
  13. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    These are truly the worst 3 things, great lineup here. Perfection.
    • MD - High school passed out in a ditch
    • Jager - College Station, white people's party liquor of choice at the time, every house party I went to, forced to drink this ****
    • Goldschlager - mid-20's, did Karaoke with the Asians and they put me the **** under with this stuff, projectile vomited on the car ceiling
    I can't drink or even smell any of these things without gagging.
     
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  14. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Somehow, I knew this, which is why I didn't put Mad Dog in the title. I think we're the only two people ever to know this fact.

    This is one of those things that men hang on to way past it's and their prime and is relegated to the garage, like a huge poster of Scarface, an old fondue set or an inflatable Bud Light chair they got at Spring Break and made out with some floozy in front of everyone else (she was hot, your buddies disagree, you still have her number in a box in the attic).
     

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