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May Have Been Food Poisoned :(

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TheGreat, Jan 9, 2011.

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  1. Rocket Guy

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    Constipation > diarrhea
     
  2. TheGreat

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    Ugh.

    Just rested laying down for like 5 hours straight.

    Only ate a peanut butter sandiwch, I had the chills earlier but they are away now.

    How long do you think I will feel really bad?
     
  3. YaosDirtyStache

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    I once got food poisoning with a jerkoff professor who would NOT let me miss my final.

    So I showed up in a diaper, carrying a bucket, and barfed hard through his exam to teach him a lesson. No I didnt crap myself at all but I did that for show...the barf on the other hand....I made sure to stock up on berries and fish before entering the room. He subsequently retired that semester probably due to meeting his match.

    I hope his life in retirement is as sad and pathetic as his life as an educator.
     
  4. Fatty FatBastard

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    Salmonella lasts a week.
     

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