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Mavs select Satnam Singh from India with 52nd pick

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by mig0s, Jun 26, 2015.

  1. shastarocket

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    He won't play a single minute. But that's ok. We know why the Mavs did this and I don't fault them.
     
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    I love long shot stories.

    Hope they get him an extra long jump rope to help with his quickness, speed and coordination.
     
  5. FTW Rockets FTW

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    He got a better hook shot that Dorsey though and can actually hit his free throws
     
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    That jump shot though
     
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    He will translate his legendary bowling arm speed into an unstoppable fastball, earning him fame with the Pittsburgh Pirates, while Don Draper gets to bang the hot chick.
    Wait.. I'm drunk.
     
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    Lol Dirk
     
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    I know. He's always saying things are both true and totally funny. Hard to believe how much I like a... Mav.
     
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    Dirk the Maverick? Wish he never succeeds in basketball (again) and never wins a title (again). I hope he retires.

    Dirk the person? Seems like a great guy.
     
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    I can't keep myself from going back to that "workout" video. The man's feet... I mean... there is a totally obese dude at work who I'm sure can move his feet faster than that. Maybe youtube slowed it down a little to increase the hilarity.

    EDIT: found some other pre-draft video (embed not allowed), but (a) he really does sound like Groot, and (b) he can really shoot the ball, with range even.
     
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    Lol Dirk...it's a publicity stunt by business man Cuban, will he ever play in the regular season of a NBA game? Maybe in a 30 point blow out?
     
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    Parsons eyeing that Indian shoe contact.
     
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    If he were a foot shorter he'd totally have a modeling gig.
     
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    The thought of Mark Cuban rolling around in Fegan's leavings while Jordan signs elsewhere is pretty funny.
     
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    Watching him run is lol material..
     
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    The quarter will end by the time he crosses half court.
     
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    Just saw that workout video, how the hell is he that slow? He seems pretty fit. He even has a 6 pac
     

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