Masturbation prevents cancer! Seriously.

This thread deserves to be graced with my all-time favorite cheesy song:


I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

 

well its about time.

a wacking a day keeps the doctor away

 

hey, no one knows you better than your hands

 

I definitely can see the future in the palm of my hands whack, whack, whack!!!

 

Just don't light any romantic candles, they cause cancer:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/6056323/Romantic-candles-could-cause-cancer-say-scientists.html

 

What did you do, search for posts containing the word 'masturbation'?

 

i have no idea what he did since he cant search also he must have googled it and dug up the old thread.


terrible

 

I linked this thread in the thread about the sperm count

 

pgabs referenced this thread in the low sperm count thread over here.

 

Masturbation increases cancer risk for those under 40!

http://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20090127/masturbation-and-prostate-cancer-risk

Muahaha, throwing a monkey wrench into those who wrench their monkey.

 

You know a thread is old when it has a YoYao post in it.

LOL on his status which is (or I should say was) "On Probation".

 

I guess it is true:

If you don't use it, you really do lose it.

 

lets see if everyone is in this thread from sixe years ago is still alive

 

Well drapg is now TexasFight and YoYao and CRC are long gone.

 

To dharocks and The YoYo- come early to the party next time before you spike the punch.

 

Use if often and you wont get cancer there...really?

 

Australian science is doing its best for all the wankers out there.

 

Its official. This Jason Mraz guy has made it to the top of my list of greatest artist ever.. in my book at least. This guy has talent.

he makes a masturbation song sound like a classic.

1:49 mark is so true.

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Masturbation prevents children also.