[Marvel] Superman plays for both teams

A gutsier move would for him to have a harems.

 

Isn't Superman an alien anyway? Sounds more like he's coming out as a zoophile.

 

Could also be an otter

 

My first thought was this is horrible. Using the multiverse as a means of bringing the Amalgam Comics Storyline from the 90s into the MCU is bad enough, but then having Superman play for both teams (Marvel and DC) because he is too overpowered is lame. Then I read thread, crisis averted.

 

it is Superman's son: Jon Kent. He is going to be bisexual in "Superman: Son of Kal-El". He was formerly an iteration of "Super Boy".

Batman concluded that he has the potential to be more powerful than his father due to his hybrid genetics (Half Kryptonian, Half Human from Lois Lane).

Also: It's DC

 

being bisexual is the entertainment industry's updated version of "smoked, but did not inhale".

 

I always wondered, since ejaculation is a muscular contraction, does it blow Lois's head off? Or does Superman have to pull out and just blast a hole in the wall? Do they need to use artificial insemination to get her pregnant without murdering her?

Or does Superman have such fine motor control that he can not kill people when he busts a nut? Does he do Kegels?

 

Come on, let's be real here.

 

I know someone who went to Stowe with Henry. He (gay man) said Henry was basically a nothing then. Nobody thought he was hot/special.

 

So, when Lex Luthor screws Superman...they mean it literally now? Oh my!

 

Ironically, Matt Bomer originally went to Hollywood to play Superman in a Superman Returns with Brett Ratner but lost the job when the director got switched out to Bryan Singer and they didn’t want Superman to be played by a gay actor.

 

Too old for the director and co-star.

 

Marvel tricked them into this. Evil plan afoot. That Ashton Kutcher.

 

Does this Superman also wear a mask to protect himself from Covid?

 

You mean to protect others, and so of course.