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Martes suspended 80 games after testing positive on Clomiphene

Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by Marteen, Mar 12, 2019.

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  1. Joe Joe

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    More than J.D. Davis, Fisher, but not as much as Moran, Musgrove.
     
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    Accidentally took his girl's pills thats all.
     
    #22 juicystream, Mar 13, 2019
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    While she was over-training.
     
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    These things happen, just ask Roger Clemens.
     
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    About tree fiddy.
     
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    So I'm guessing this means Martes was trying to hook up with a gas station.
     
    #26 Joe Joe, Aug 21, 2019
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    Who the hell take those over-the-counter sexual-enhancement pills at gas stations. Sorry if I offended anyone. Haha
     
    #27 AznH-TownFan, Aug 21, 2019
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    Major leaguers.
     
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    21 year old dudes who think these pills will make their dicks 6 inches longer and think WTF why not.
     
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    i think he was trying to enhance his bedside performance instead
     
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    Young, horny guys that are about to absolutely drill and jackhammer some attractive young girl with either a high sex drive or adequacy issues.
     
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    Listen, let's say you have 5 baddies for the night... You seriously can keep it up after the 3rd? lol...

    This is coming from a guy w/ zero experiences in that scenario.
     
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    Jesus. Has Brian Cushing branched out to giving baseball players nutrition and workout advice? I'm sure you're absolutely right though.

    Mindbendingly stupid to take some random crap from a gas station, when you're in a profession that gets regularly piss-tested. Even for ballplayers this is stupid.

    When does Martes get off suspension, or is he off already?
     
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    Really? Forest Whitley just shoved random pills in his throat that his “friend” gave him and then drove a long distance home.

    Most baseball players have no concept of life past 30. The **** I saw when Alou and Bagwell etc were playing.
     
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    Was that his story? LOL. Sigh. Would it have been the worst thing ever if he'd admitted he had ADD and he was trying to see if Adderall would help? (It was Adderall that he was rumored to have been popped for, right?)

    I'm not surprised about nearly anything I hear about ballplayers. Worked with an ex-AA or AAA pitcher and dealt with enough of them when I worked in hotels.

    And you thought eating tainted beef was as silly as doping stories could get...
     
    #35 Gray_Jay, Aug 21, 2019
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